Tiffany Haddish has revealed she plans to skip some of the messier parts of new parenthood by starting a family through adoption.
"I'm taking parenting classes now to adopt," the actress told E! News' Daily Pop. "I'm looking at, you know, five and up — really like seven.
"I want them to be able to know how to use the restroom on their own and talk.
"(I want them to know) I put in the work and I wanted them."
The comedian said she had thought about surrogacy, but ultimately decided it wasn't for her.
"I don't wanna pay no body to carry my baby neither, 'cause then I have to go through a process of giving myself injections and all that stuff," she said.
The Girls Trip star went on to reveal that she sold "a bunch of her eggs" when she was 21, as she was "really hard on money".
"So who knows," she joked, "I might got some kids out here in these streets. I doubt it, though, because I never got the bonus. Maybe somewhere though, in cryo somewhere!"
Haddish, who is currently dating rapper Common, joked about the unlikely event that she would naturally conceive.
"Let me tell you, if I get pregnant, that is all God — tearing down all walls, all barriers — 'cause definitely I have taken the precaution to protect," she told E!.
"Now, if that did happen, we gon' hire some help, then we're gonna cry a lot. … And I'm not gonna be 'baby mama,' I'm gonna be 'wife'."