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The walk down memory lane poll, with a little random stuff thrown in

The stupendously great and yuge EB poll  

205 members have voted

  1. 1. Are you devastated by EB closing?

    • Yes, the story of my life is here in short posts, snarky comebacks, broken hearted weeping, and batshit bonkers political ranting
      39
    • Nah. **** 'em. Everybump is gonna be great.
      23
    • A little from column A and litle from column B (yes I realise there are no columns, I'm quoting Abe Simpson)
      143
  2. 2. Will you join the new forum

    • Already did matey
      150
    • No, I will wallow in despair and live my life without the input of all you stellar people
      15
    • Maybe. But only if my favourite EB'er does
      19
    • What forum?
      21
  3. 3. Was the backwards to the letterbox thread actually an epic thread or did it yield just the one legendary moment

    • I don't remember the thread, only the legend
      128
    • The thread was boring with but one shiining beacon of hope
      63
    • The walking which way to the where now?
      14
  4. 4. Were you here when it was teal

    • Yeah baby, I'm older than the trees
      91
    • I've heard of the legendary teal days but alas I am still wet behind the ears and they are but a fable to meu
      109
    • I just got here, what the **** are you talking about?
      5
  5. 5. Scrunh or fold

    • I want to scrunch Trump into a ball and kick him into the sea for dolphins to destroy
      78
    • I want to fold Trump, stuff him an envelope and post him to the other side of the universe, on a slow asteroid with no life support
      88
    • Um, I scrunch my toilet paper?
      39
  6. 6. Do you serve inferior cheese to guests

    • I expect my guests to eat the same inferior cheese I eat myself
      95
    • I buy only the best cheese for guests
      72
    • What is this inferior cheese of which you speak?
      38
  7. 7. Did you send Bella a dress

    • Yes, maybe even more than one because I am talented and empathetic and an all round good egg
      15
    • No, because I don't understand the concept of sewing at all
      114
    • Bella who?
      76
  8. 8. Santa

    • Yes, I love that fat fluffy dude
      152
    • No, I hate that jolly old fellow who brings joy to children everywhere because I'm a curmudgeon
      39
    • Santa who?
      14
  9. 9. Do you like thunderstorms

    • Yes, it's storming now and I'm getting a buzz from the lightning strikes (if you are getting a literal buzz, please consider going inside)
      160
    • No. Scary. Do not want.
      40
    • What is a thunderstorm?
      5
  10. 10. Would you drink alcohol at a school family picnic

    • How else am I supposed to deal with that crap
      143
    • No, I love my school community and want to experience each and every child and parent with the full extent of my consciousness
      19
    • School? Family? Picnic? What?
      43
  11. 11. Carrots

    • Healthy vegetable matter to be consumed for attaining optimal health
      113
    • Leisure activity
      58
    • Please stop, I am confused
      34
  12. 12. Did you chip in for Ferret's child's pony

    • I'm a muppet
      8
    • I'm not a muppet
      80
    • *incoherent sobbing in confusion and despair at all the good things I have missed*
      117
  13. 13. Which area of Sydney do you live in

    • Priv's bit
      16
    • Anywhere else
      103
    • There is no third option. We all live in Sydney now.
      86
  14. 14. Moose's meta thread

    • Genius
      35
    • I was confused
      34
    • What meta thread?
      136
  15. 15. Does a pile of dirt require an explanation

    • Of course
      166
    • Why
      16
    • Who, what, where, when and how?
      23
  16. 16. Which of the following applies to you

    • I own a sports car
      17
    • I am a size 12
      44
    • I wear skinny jeans
      54
    • I am better than all of youse b**ches
      152
  17. 17. Did you buckle your swash

    • Yes, it was brilliant
      58
    • No, didn't feel a need
      96
    • Did I do what now?
      51
  18. 18. Fairfax

    • lying pricks
      123
    • lying a*s*holes
      112
    • lying jerks
      93
    • lying creeps
      83
    • fabulous organisation to whom I would willingly sell my soul
      9
  19. 19. This poll is

    • stupid
      11
    • awesome
      128
    • like tepid bathwater and short hairs
      38
    • What poll?
      28


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BadCat

Do it. You know you want to.

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Jenflea

Done!

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Paddlepop

Love it. Number 11 had me laughing. Leisure activity! :rofl: 

Throw Trump to the dolphins. Horny bastards. They can have their way with him like he's had his way with so many women. Hopefully then a few sharks cruise on by and finish him off. 

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leosmum

Done! Resident poet AND pollster at everybump, BadCat 😂

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BadCat

I realise there are spelling errors.  Can't figure out how to edit the damn thing.

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SillyDuff
2 minutes ago, BadCat said:

I realise there are spelling errors.  Can't figure out how to edit the damn thing.

Who cares!! It's fantastic! 

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PurpleWitch

TLDR, Only got to 10.

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magic_marker

Who the **** is Bella?

 

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Chchgirl

There is only one cheese for me and it's definitely inferior 😁

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gatheringpieces

Bella?

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BadCat

Bella was a young girl who lost all her favourite dresses in some kind of natural disaster (floods maybe, in QLD?).  People sent her new dresses and her mum posted photos of her wearing them.

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magic_marker

Can you explain question 7 @BadCat ?

Who is this Bella of you speak?

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Datrys

I laughed so hard, BC.  I remember so many of these, from a time when we had a lot of fun.  

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L27

I think we need links to relevant threads as references. I mean what good is a forum post without proper citation?

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Silverstreak

Thanks so much for the poll and the laughs, Badcat, memories indeed!

I'm still trying to buckle my swash, seven years later!

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BadCat
2 minutes ago, L27 said:

I think we need links to relevant threads as references. I mean what good is a forum post without proper citation?

 

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Silverstreak
2 minutes ago, BadCat said:

 

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meljbau

Done. Do you know you can select multiple options for number 18😁

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BadCat

There's 2 multiple option ones in there.  I assumed it would say you could choose multiple.  It the first poll I've made on the updated forum.

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PrincessPeach
53 minutes ago, BadCat said:

Bella was a young girl who lost all her favourite dresses in some kind of natural disaster (floods maybe, in QLD?).  People sent her new dresses and her mum posted photos of her wearing them.

Going back & reading that thread, it was the Bundaberg floods of 2011.

pre-me on EB, but I will never forget watching the footage of those floods - there were places flooding that had never flooded before.

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Tinky Winky Woo

I wouldn't traumatise the poor dolphins by exposing them to Trump

Teal is a mystery

Know nothing about the pony though

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bakesgirls

Yep, I’m old as dirt. I remember every single thing from the poll. I especially enjoyed the trip down memory lane with question 16. 

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gatheringpieces

Oh how lovely! A small kindness that would have meant the world to Bella 

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PuddingPlease
38 minutes ago, bakesgirls said:

Yep, I’m old as dirt. I remember every single thing from the poll. I especially enjoyed the trip down memory lane with question 16. 

I wanted to ask about 16, what happened there?

Please tell me that came from an actual post?

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