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marple

As a lot of you know I am moving very soon . I'm changing everything. So I just wanted to say byebye to EB. Apologies for my regular overshares. You guys probably know more about me than my IL's !! Also apologies for those I have upset ( I was probs drunk or cranky or tired)

One last overshare . My DH decided that our 8yo watching Brooklyn 99 would be fine.

The other morning I said  to said 8yo "honey I'm not sure that is appropriate for you"

His response : " it's ok mum, I stopped watching series 6  Episode 7 as that was inappropriate!"

me - oh well that's good did someone swear or something

him: "no but they were talking about penises and someone wanted to dip theirs   in cocaine"

Me: Holy ****! ( in  my head).  out loud - "I  see,  that was very inappropriate . I agree. "

Bang head on table, pick jaw off floor. Move right along . Contemplate throwing DH in pool  with something very heavy attached)

See you later guys!

ETA - Thanks so much for all of the help and thoughts , advice and general loveliness from the lovely ladies here too. 

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added thanks!
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Chchgirl

Why are you flouncing, it's only Sunday and that's not acceptable 😁

Oversharing is caring. Hope you're not serious...

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magic_marker

You can't flounce! We want to know what happened with the girlfriend!

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22Fruitmincepies

Yes we need to know about the move, the new house, if your DS manages to disentangle himself from the gf... don’t go! 

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TheGreenSheep

Oh Marple, thanks for sharing and saying goodbye, all the best with the move and new beginnings, you don’t have to go, you are heard and you are a valued contributor.

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Oops, hit send before I finished
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Lucrezia Bauble

why are you going? you can move and still come onto EB - you’ll still have internet where you are? unless you’re taking a “digital detox break” - which I totally get. But come back - you and i are often the lone voices on many things - no doubt i offend but i  am an equal opportunity offender - I offend everywhere, I don’t play favourites. at least i try to be.

 

 

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RichardParker

I thought we were going to share gardening tips?  Sad. 

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Ozquoll

huge LOL at the Brooklyn 99 story 😂. I love that show.

Perhaps after you've had some EB-free time you will be refreshed and ready for the fray once more?

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DQMission

Hang in there OP. I hope moving house is a good circuit breaker for you all. I hope after a while you consider coming back. I have done my share of oversharing here and I mostly wouldn’t change it. Best of luck. 

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RichardParker

As IF you’ll be able to stay away for long. 

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Chamomile

How about you start a new account &  username instead? 😊

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Lucrezia Bauble

ha! yes do that ^ - keep us all guessing.

 

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kadoodle

Good luck with the move, and I’ll miss you 

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TigerQueenofSheeba

That's sad. You will be missed.

I hope things improve with your son and his abusive girlfriend. 

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CallMeFeral

We'll miss you!

I do feel you've missed an opportunity to make up a drama and do a massive flounce though. 

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Jenflea

Are you even wearing a flouncing dress? 

Is there soshal cheese??? 

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Lalala4

Aw, go well! Good luck with it all!

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MooGuru

I'm way to invested in your move to say goodbye now!

Good luck. Farewell. Hope to see you back soon. 

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marple

Soz about the lack of flouncing  dress.! I thought of that later. I was actually thinking a Hilary style pantsuit would be fetching?  Sorry I didn't   create a really dramatic story , so dull of me. Thanks for all your kind thoughts. Computer is getting packed up tomorrow for transport.  You never know I may be back!

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YodaTheWrinkledOne
19 hours ago, kadoodle said:

Good luck with the move, and I’ll miss you 

me too.

I hope your move goes well. Onwards and upwards!!

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IamtheMumma

Bye Marple. Be kind to yourself. We can provide alibis if needed. 

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Hands Up

Oh no.... I’ll miss your posts on all sorts of topics. Also I have to know, is your move to do with the girlfriend? Is your DS coming with you?

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threeinnyc

Best of luck with the move. Always love your name and attitude. See you in NYC maybe :D 

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Sancti-claws

All the best on the move - and I will be keeping an eye out for any new members with Christie-like names on the other side.

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marple
18 hours ago, Hands Up said:

Oh no.... I’ll miss your posts on all sorts of topics. Also I have to know, is your move to do with the girlfriend? Is your DS coming with you?

No and no.  xx 

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