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The fluffy genie...

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cardamom

... is here to grant you a wish.

This genie only grants luxurious, fluffy, self-indulgent wishes. Anything that is selfless or for the good of all humankind is not permitted.

I'm tossing up between:

1) the ability to apparate/teleport at will. Goodbye commute!

2) being able to eat whatever I like with no ill effect on weight or health.

3) a perfect walk-in pantry.

What would you ask for?

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Riotproof

I want a computerised house that cleans itself. 

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Ozquoll
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Not sure if this is fluffy or luxurious, but I'd be getting the genie to sort out the intense lower back pain that's ruined the last two days for me 🥴.

Also, some sort of body moisturiser that sorts out my dry skin and only has to be applied every week or two 🤔 

Oh, one more - get rid of my cowlick! Damn thing is uncontrollable 😏

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onetrick

The answer for me is always teleportation. I just love the idea of it :)

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ineedmorecoffee

Never ending bank account

Perfect health

Never putting on weight 

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joeyinthesky

A house that fixes itself... bye bye plumbing, roofing and re-stumping issues... 🙏

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lizzzard

Independently wealthy thankyou Genie! xx

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Not Escapin Xmas

That the pet scan finds the bloody tumour, it can be easily removed, and my quality of life improves A LOT. 
 

oh, and a million bucks ;)

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JustBeige

Dobbie the house elf.  He likes people and I would be kind to him and pay him. and he's weirdly cute.

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Lees75

1. A live in chef and housekeeper

2. Ability to eat whatever and not put on weight

3. Endless supply of new clothes and shoes. 

Thanks genie!

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Paddlepop

Fully paid off house in the area I want and with all renovations and repairs done, and including everything that I want, then I could get a dog. 

Physical makeover: instant weight loss, permanent facial and body hair removal, and eyesight correction without the risk and healing period of laser eye surgery. 

Housework robot. Cooking robot.

DH is cured of whatever illness he has, and is filled with energy again. I can then go back to hearing him and DD happily play together for ages and that makes me happy. I can also go back to depending on him again as my carer, and I no longer have to listen to him complaining about feeling tired or sore or anything like that when I want to tell him to shut up and stop complaining. 

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PrincessPeach

Funds for to do a knockdown & rebuild of my house, plus the funds to live elsewhere whilst it’s being done.

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~LemonMyrtle~

$10 million dollars should do it, maybe 20, Or a never ending bank account, if that’s allowed? Then ill handle the rest myself.

i wouldn’t mind being in perfect health until I die too.

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JustCurious100

That I have the money and space so I can look after every animal that needs TLC

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Tinky Winky Woo

3 wishes:-

1. Self cleaning home which includes doing the laundry

2. Self cooking and cleaning kitchen

3. To be given the opportunity to develop a friendship that would last a lifetime with someone I have in mind

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seayork2002

1. A genie that lifts furniture, stuff on counters, in cupboards etc. so we can wipe/mop/vacuum underneath (i don't mind the cleaning bit it is the moving/lifting stuff I hate)

2. A instant plane so I can get from here to the uk instantly

3. To meet the one person on the earth who has never heard of Covid19 

4. Brilliant thread!

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Murderino

My dad talks about winning the big lotto jackpots like it is really going to happen. I’d like it to happen.

This is not selfless because he says he’ll split it four ways - him, my two sisters and me.

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lizzybirdsworth

It does happen murderino. My aunt did. 
 

-my genie would be bringing me the perfect body and ability to keep it. 
-to feel happy

- not have to worry about money or health

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PocketIcikleflakes

1) Really incredible sex.

2) Financial independence.

3) The self cleaning house as mentioned by PPs.

(But mostly the sex)

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Rainbowbear
1 hour ago, Lees75 said:

1. A live in chef and housekeeper

2. Ability to eat whatever and not put on weight

3. Endless supply of new clothes and shoes. 

Thanks genie!

While you are at it genie, chuck me the same 

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cardamom

Ooh, self-cleaning house is a good one. Though I think it would need to be programmable such that I could set it to clean 90% and leave 10% for me, just so I can wipe the odd benchtop in order to get that smugly productive post-clean feeling. 

On that note, @PocketIcikleflakes - I'd like to have a fling with a particular person that I'm crushing on (with zero hurt/consequences for DP, obviously).

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Meepy

Teleportation is my most fervent desire, followed by good health and endless money.

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Kallie88

Magic wand that can do anything lol

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BadCat

Download my mind into a really advanced cyborg thanks genie.  Needs to be an intelligent cyborg capable of learning and fun and making leaps of logic and funny connections but hey, you're a genie, get on it.

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22Fruitmincepies

It’s always better in your head @cardamom

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