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Bendersmum

DD is 3 and a half. Completely out of the blue she just said to me in that very earnest way kids say things "Daddy has a big tummy". I'm dying of laughter on the inside and manage to respond with "well ... yes he does but lets not say that to him because it might be a bit hurtful". She comes back with "yeah he ate too much ice cream". Cue more internal laughter from me :laugh: .

 

I really, really want to tell DH. It's bloody funny but I think it would hurt his feelings a little. She's right, he is working on a fairly solid beer belly and despite my DH being a fairly self-deprecating sort he can be oddly touchy about his tummy.

 

If she'd have said it about me I still would have thought it was funny and probably would have texted him immediately but I think I'll keep this one to myself (and you lot obvs!).

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5lilchicks

Kids can be so funny (and painfully honest!).

 

When I was pregnant with my DS my other DS said "look at Daddys huuuuuggggeeeee belly, I think he has a baby in his belly too!!"

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Hands Up

Tonight my 3.5 year old touched my spotted tshirt and said @that really suits you, mummy”. He’s never said that before!!. I said “thank you darling “ to which he replied earnestly “it’s because it matches your face” accompanied by a sweet smile. I have some bad pimples at the moment. Awesome.

 

He’s a very kind child but sometimes he really misses the mark!!

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Bereckii

I love 3yo's!

 

Last week mine stroked my arms and said "I love the fur under your arms Mummy! It keeps you so snuggly and warm!"

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chicken_bits

Has she been watching Peppa Pig?

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RocktonResident

When my friend was pregnant with her third, she explained to her old kids that she had a big tummy because there was a baby growing in there. Her son then asked

 

"So why do you have a big butt?"

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Cherubs

Haha kids are gorgeous, my DD and I were in the pool , when she was around 3, and she looked up at me and in absolutely awe, said 'Oh mummy, your moustache is beautiful!' Then "oh Mummy will I have a golden moustache, when I am a big girl!' It was the sun, and it wasn't noticeable but I got it waxed that week LOL.

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flowermama

DD1 once said to DH "I love your big belly, Daddy, it's just like Santa's." :laugh: He was mortified!

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Lifesgood

Kids are awesome like that.

 

Except when they say, quite clearly, 'Mummy that man has a baby in his tummy!' and point at the unsuspecting victim in the supermarket queue.

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MissMilla

Kids can be so funny (and painfully honest!).

 

When I was pregnant with my DS my other DS said "look at Daddys huuuuuggggeeeee belly, I think he has a baby in his belly too!!"

 

DS (3years) went up to a random lady in the store once, pointed at her belly and asked if there's a baby in it. She told him no and he went 'why is your belly so big then? My mummy's belly was big when there was a baby in it!'

She ran.. not sure who was more embarrassed, her or me.

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FEdeRAL

OP has your DD been watching Peppa Pig? There was an episode where Peppa use the phrase"Daddy's Big Tummy!" as the password to her treehouse (?IIRC). And there was a couple more episodes I think where daddy pig got fat-shamed.

 

I have not watched said episode but heard the kids use it once and was told it was a magic phrase from Peppa Pig.

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DirtyStreetPie

My son tells me my feet are dirty.

 

No, they're just dry and cracked from two years of parenthood-induced neglect. So it's basically his fault they look like that!

 

He also pretends to shave my legs on a regular basis. It's vaguely insulting. :p

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daisy007

My DS was listening to my tummy with his stethoscope, I asked him what he heard and he replied ‘whale’. I’m pregnant and slightly bigger but certainly not whale sized!

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