'Is that poo or chocolate?' What would you call your parenting memoir?

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What would the title of your parenting memoir be?

That's the question sociologist and author of Negotiating Opportunities Jess Calarco posed to tweeters on Sunday - and the responses will have you laughing, crying and possibly both.

Many were, perhaps predictably, about sleep - or lack thereof.

Poo featured prominently:

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Many included the oh-so crazy things we find ourselves saying to our kids:

And the question we often ask ourselves:

Sheer survival was also a key theme:

And truth bombs were dropped:

One mum admitted her eldest had already named hers:

There were also many variations of "I have no idea what I'm doing".

And, of course, wine.