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Siouxie
27/06/2011, 11:11 PM
Continuing on...
Sign here??? Oh thanks have a good night
(to the room service guy who delivered my dinner)
lisa25
27/06/2011, 11:12 PM
Be a good girl and go back to sleep
Elleness
27/06/2011, 11:16 PM
"What about that?"
(To my DH about trying to find a remote to steal batteries for the other remote... and since I've written that, and noted how lazy that sounds I'm gonna get off my a*se and turn the channel over.)
Jen1
27/06/2011, 11:17 PM
I think it is time for bed.
belnryan
30/07/2011, 10:11 PM
did he? really?
wallofdodo
30/07/2011, 10:12 PM
Do you want an ice cream?
ullyoop
30/07/2011, 10:14 PM
I can't remember, it was hours ago
Hootabelles
30/07/2011, 10:16 PM
WHAT..as I woke in shock after being prodded to go to bed from the couch
mummy2amelia
30/07/2011, 10:16 PM
"Roll over and cuddle Zebby"
My next thought was "Yay, Bailey's time"
edited to add that Bailey's time is drink time not a DH!!!
SDEE
30/07/2011, 10:16 PM
"go back to bed, this is the last chance." to DD2 who has been up several times...usual sat night
ChunkyChook
30/07/2011, 10:21 PM
"I love you" As I shut DDs bedroom door.
kpingitquiet
30/07/2011, 10:27 PM
"In real life, she's a militant vegan. So's her sister."
B.L.J
30/07/2011, 10:28 PM
Good night little boy, I love you
liveworkplay
30/07/2011, 10:29 PM
I didnt't know it had to do with Napoleon.
Zetetic
30/07/2011, 10:45 PM
Please hop into bed I want to kiss you goodnight. Said to my kids.
WaffleGrrrl
30/07/2011, 10:47 PM
"NO Bendi!" to our cat who is trying to steal some cheese from our Saturday night cheese platter (mmm, wine and cheese night)
wilding
06/08/2011, 04:14 PM
They used a SWAT TEAM and Sherriff to do a raid on a raw food co-op that sells raw dairy products and bail was set originally set at $123,000 down to $30,000. "
I'm still getting used to the new HTC ...
My4Sunshines
12/08/2011, 09:29 PM
"Oh my.....!"
As I walk into the bathroom after dd1 had a shower
fancie
12/08/2011, 09:32 PM
"I think you had best stop NOW!!!" to DD who is determined to start an argument with me.
bikingbubs
12/08/2011, 09:35 PM
"i love you reuben"
putting ds into bed
Bek&H
12/08/2011, 09:39 PM
"Aww Harlen that's a bit sad, here it is, night night go back to sleep, love you baby"
He lost his dummy and was very, very sad about it haha!
Weeneybaby
12/08/2011, 09:40 PM
'Babe I'm going to bed now' even though I'm still sat on the sofa reading EB!
wilding
19/08/2011, 12:55 PM
"Our suburb was on the show Drug Bust lastnight."
mummyZoe
22/08/2011, 10:04 AM
to my 12 and 15 years old sons
"get out of bed now or you will be late for school"
Munchy-Chipmunk
26/08/2011, 08:53 PM
aha
To DH watching the footy...he was trying to have a discussion with me as I sat on here staring at the PC.
.MrsM.
26/08/2011, 08:57 PM
'i think ive heard of that show before'
yelling in answer to dh down the other end of the house
71Cath
30/08/2011, 01:45 PM
"Not back from lunch yet"
answering a query from someone in the office about where the person who sits next to me is
spellfall
30/08/2011, 01:50 PM
"No! Don't go! Wait! I need your street address. You can expect it sometime next week."
To my grandfather on the phone, about me buying a kindle for my grandmother. Apparently they don't ship to PO Boxes grrr.
countrymel
30/08/2011, 01:52 PM
"Yes it IS a no through road."
To the truck driver who was attempting a 97 point turn in my front yard - and then gave up and reversed back down the road.... to the spot where the giant 'No through road' sign sits...
Dear drivers, I am very sorry my house sits right where you would like to turn around/ picnic/camp/Sunday drive/etc.... but it has been here for more than 100 years.... I'm thinking it may (just may) be YOU and your road sign reading that is at fault here... not me and my house.
flowerpuff
30/08/2011, 01:55 PM
"in a minute"
to my 3yr wanting MORE food.... growth spurt perhaps???
rozziebonz
30/08/2011, 01:59 PM
"Love you, see you after work" To the obvious, DH after he left from lunch.
Leah Maree
30/08/2011, 02:40 PM
"oh crap we forgot to put the bins out" said at 5am when i woke hubby up to go do it after he had just got to sleep from night shift (it was dark out there i wasn't going outside!!)
and hes still asleep now which is why i haven't said a word since
jaismum
17/09/2011, 11:21 AM
"Love you Bubba, go put your slippers on" to my 3 year old who has ice blocks for toes
countrymel
17/09/2011, 11:24 AM
"Yes everything is OK in internet world.."
Zeppelina
20/09/2011, 02:10 PM
QUOTE (countrymel @ 17/09/2011, 11:24 AM)

"Yes everything is OK in internet world.."
"See you when you get home. Love you." (to hubby on phone)
heidi's mum
20/09/2011, 02:17 PM
not in my office.....in response to the person looking for the portable phone that someone has obviously locked in the office next door.
Rumour has it..
20/09/2011, 02:17 PM
"ok, bye"
Work collegue when hes leaving for lunch...it was said very unenthused haha
bubmakes3
20/09/2011, 02:19 PM
'oh my god I hate these doors - there si no point having an automated system if its not drawn correctly in the first place aaaarrrrrrrgghhhhh'
Voicing my frustration at trying to do a door schedule for a 12 level hospital where people have just drawn any old door and not thought about its requirements which means my bloody schedule is missing pretty much everything and I am going to have to double check every doors fire/security/acoustic/signage/frame/protection requirements etc etc - approx 2000 doors.
Whoops - sorry - turned into a mini vent!
wilding
21/09/2011, 11:58 AM
S***, they denied the clemency to Troy Davis again. b######s.
TylerVo
26/09/2011, 03:25 AM
I went into my bedroom to get a jumper and check on my baby DS who woke up and looked at me so I asked him if he was warm enough but he didn't answer

so I said
"I guess you must be or you'd be complaining. Night night my precious boy, love you heaps" I plugged his dummy back in and he went back to sleep. Love those sleepy baby moments.

I was so tempted to pick him up and have him sleep in my arms for a few minutes.
DP is asleep on the couch snoring. It's pretty hard core around here on a Friday night.
EFS.
wilding
17/01/2012, 02:56 PM
Talk about F.I.T.H. . It's revolting, just like what happened on The Real World.
(Brazil Big Brother)
Kara21
26/01/2012, 10:44 PM
You have a nappy on the poo will not fall out, now go to sleep.
(after my 2 year old came up with the best excuse yet not to go bed

)
edited to say there is no poo in her nappy lol
wilding
26/02/2012, 03:56 PM
Femen you're my hero.
mummahh
26/02/2012, 04:04 PM
It's not for you, it's vegetables.
Sit!
Good girl
ResultsNotTypical
26/02/2012, 04:06 PM
I don't know why you need to inspect your own snot, I certainly don't want to see it.
To DH. Gross.
lolz
26/02/2012, 04:12 PM
I just want her to take a chill pill...
countrymel
26/02/2012, 04:18 PM
"Just use this one.. it's under the sink.. NO ONE will ever see it!"
To DP who has spent ALL day trying to drill a hole in a tile... all freaking day! I was of course ignored.
Lucretia Borgia
26/02/2012, 04:26 PM
Don't wake the baby!
To DS1, for about the 50th time today...
Bek+3
26/02/2012, 04:45 PM
F off fly.
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