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luv-n-it
I was in franklins this morning with 3yo DS, I was wearing a skirt that is too big now so had to be held up by safety pinning it to my undies blush.gif blush.gif (well everything else needed ironing and I was in a hurry)

I had my arms full of breadd milk and eggs when DS decides he is going too play the pull and swing on mummys skirt game - yep you guessed it down went the skirt and the undies at the checkout

OMG i have never been so humiliated as im a regular there and its only a small shopping center. I thought I would kill him I yelled for him to stop which of coursse attracted so much attention. I can never go there again.

DH had the biggest laugh as did his work mates, he is a truck driver and he said the story will be going around every truckstop between sydney and melbourne :gasp: glad im good entertainment. The outcome is im never evver taking DS shopping again and I cant wait till he is a teenager and brings home his first girlfriend :eg:
Stacey*
oh my god, i feel so sorry for you. And i thought i got humiliated when my son calls out mummy's got boobies in public places.

Stacey
DH Nicholas
Jaiden (30/3/02)
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Jobey
rjsmum - thats hilarious. I am so sorry to laugh at your humiliation, but I can just picture myself in the same situation. Lucky I don't wear skirts too often.

Thanks for brightening up my afternoon.

Jo

Me 33
DH 33
DS1 02/08/01
DS2 01/08/03
aunty-moo
Could have been worse, you could have been wearing a g-string original.gif

lol sorry I shouldn't laugh, those sort of things happen to me ALL THE TIME!


Mum to Jack 2yrs & Zoe 5mths

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andieinvic
Thanks for sharing, I just had a good laugh (with you of course not at you ;p) because yep I can imagine the exact same thing happening to me as well. Priceless moment!

Andie
DD Ashleigh 28.08.02
DD Alana 19.05.04
luv-n-it
Time has passed and im laughing about it now. Its a good feeling to know I can bring laughter to others Just had to ring DH at the depot and and it was like the monkeys had bet let out of the zoo, they are still laughing.

By the way they were daggy undies, but thankful it wasn't a g string day
vonnegutesque
oh wow i feel for you. i mean, i'm laughing really hard right now, but i feel for you ;p

my DD used to grab my shirt and lift it up while i was pushing her in the shopping trolley, and shout 'BOOBIES!' really loudly just in case anyone hadn't been looking right at me at the time. my DH would just p!ss himself laughing and not try to help.

she also went through a stage where she would tell random strangers 'my mum has a poo in her pants' with a really knowing look, and even said it to my boss once when we ran into her at the local markets.

so, you're not alone original.gif i feel your embaressment!


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Jubilant
ROFPMSL!!!! You girls are so funny...Thanks for the laugh! I just hope my dd doesn't do anything like that to me because I'm sure I wouldn't find it funny at the time! Tounge1.gif

Cathy
DH
DD (Clomid baby)
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Freckles
Definitely laughing with you and not at you, but what a crack up of a thread! I can just imagine the humiliation of the skirt and undies going down and I am cringing with you.
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my DD used to grab my shirt and lift it up while i was pushing her in the shopping trolley, and shout 'BOOBIES!' really loudly just in case anyone hadn't been looking right at me at the time. my DH would just p!ss himself laughing and not try to help.


This rather tickled my fancy too! Ah, ain't parenthood grand? original.gif

Cheers!

Emma
DH Andrew
DS Patrick Finn 19/6/02

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i love the colour red
I want to thank you too for the laugh bit hope you are okay. Have you thought of entering it into a magazine that prints funny stories like this, I am sure it would win something.
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