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"Just give me a carb suggestion...."
Said in slightly desperate voice as DP is reversing down the driveway.... I'm having a distinct lack of motivation in menu ideas.... If DP gives me something/anything to work on in the morning I find it much easier. All I got from him today was "not chicken". Yeah, that narrows it down! |
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"just ducking out to the loo"
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"Oh those silly bananas...."
But I'm about to go in and say "Owen please just go to sleep....." ETA next thing I ended up saying was "don't put your food on your feet" This post has been edited by pigeonpairsmum: 20/06/2012, 09:42 AM |
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DH on the phone asking me to look for a document "the size of your hand"
Me on finding doc: That is not the size of my hand, that is the size of my butt - it's huge!! DH: Ummmm wtf?? Me: embarrassed silence. |
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'Let me have a look. It's alright now'
Me replaying to DD telling me she hurt her tooth eating breaky |
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Honey or Vegemite? Ok, here you go.
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