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throw a tantrum be dirty/messy in public cry in the shop because I wont let them eat the icecream run off in public be rough with other kids  oh the naivete of my childless former self. what did you swear would never happen?
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26/04/2012, 10:18 AM
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I was never going to use a dummy, or co-sleep with my DD...
Good joke huh?!
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 trishalishous MY children will never... 25/04/2012, 07:56 PM GenWhy I never needed to child proof my home because obvi... 25/04/2012, 08:00 PM nlman Have a grotty nose 25/04/2012, 08:02 PM Beetbix QUOTE (nlman @ 25/04/2012, 06:02 PM) Have... 25/04/2012, 08:21 PM tigerdog QUOTE (nlman @ 25/04/2012, 08:02 PM) Have... 26/04/2012, 09:58 AM whathousework? My children will never:
- be babysat by the tv
- w... 25/04/2012, 08:03 PM gingermeg Own a Barbie
I am a bad feminist mummy. 25/04/2012, 08:04 PM HillmanMinx My niece is like that. I have 2 SN kids (with beh... 25/04/2012, 08:05 PM erindiv I maintain that DD will never like Bratz.
Or Dora.... 25/04/2012, 08:05 PM Dinosaurus Oh how naive my former childless self was - it... 25/04/2012, 08:10 PM Mel.Bell My children aren't allowed to grow up. I love ... 25/04/2012, 08:20 PM Fennel Salad Eat maccas and KFC
So far, so good!
(my mum ... 25/04/2012, 08:34 PM Madnesscraves QUOTE (Fennel Salad @ 25/04/2012, 08:34 P... 26/04/2012, 09:54 AM Isabelle Thomas QUOTE (GenWhy @ 25/04/2012, 08:00 PM) I n... 25/04/2012, 08:35 PM Willow Angel QUOTE (Isabelle Thomas @ 25/04/2012, 08:3... 25/04/2012, 09:15 PM Isabelle Thomas QUOTE (Willow Angel @ 25/04/2012, 09:15 P... 25/04/2012, 09:22 PM SMforshort I will never have a dvd player in the car............ 25/04/2012, 08:44 PM censura carnero Use a dummy.
First day at home from the hospita... 25/04/2012, 08:44 PM erindiv That was another thing I thought about mine- that ... 25/04/2012, 08:51 PM ubermum ....go to childcare. PMSL who was I kidding? Child... 25/04/2012, 08:51 PM bikingbubs QUOTE (ubermum @ 25/04/2012, 08:21 PM)145... 25/04/2012, 09:01 PM lovealpacas Watch tv- oh but thank goodness for Playschool... 25/04/2012, 08:53 PM aluminium Wear pink.
Play with Barbie.
And both my DDs wear... 25/04/2012, 09:02 PM Tea~for~two Be bottle fed
Have a dummy
Wear disposable nappies... 25/04/2012, 09:05 PM aprilrain My children will never.... have/ wear commercial p... 25/04/2012, 09:06 PM **Xena** Use a dummy.
That was the only one I had on my li... 25/04/2012, 09:07 PM mad madam mim sleep in my bed (which they didn't when babies... 25/04/2012, 09:07 PM podg Sleep in my bed
Go out with grubby faces
Wear ster... 25/04/2012, 09:10 PM Malaya WHINGE! I Hate whiny children oh my god the on... 25/04/2012, 09:10 PM girltribe4 Going by the look on their faces some of these wer... 25/04/2012, 09:13 PM Tea~for~two QUOTE (girltribe4 @ 25/04/2012, 09:13 PM)... 25/04/2012, 09:17 PM brazen use a dummy
rora and emelia frustrated the hell ... 25/04/2012, 09:14 PM mrscanuck QUOTE (trishalishous @ 25/04/2012, 07:56 ... 25/04/2012, 09:15 PM bubblebear Watch TV.
And I was never going yell.
QUOTE I ... 25/04/2012, 09:15 PM libbylu My child will never:
use a dummy (check)
hit anoth... 25/04/2012, 09:17 PM BronR Back chat, or be any kind of rude as I will have p... 25/04/2012, 09:23 PM mmk DS was not going to touch the cuckoo chains - I kn... 25/04/2012, 09:28 PM Lokum Misbehave in a cafe/restaurant/supermarket
Chuck ... 25/04/2012, 09:29 PM mummyofour won't bite other children (50% fail rate - or ... 25/04/2012, 09:33 PM my serenity I never had a list besides the normal I thought..... 25/04/2012, 09:36 PM Mummy Em QUOTE (gingermeg @ 25/04/2012, 08:04 PM) ... 25/04/2012, 09:42 PM greengoddess hmmm - this is a hard one. Most of the things I wa... 26/04/2012, 12:45 AM CallMeAl - be so tightly scheduled that we have to wait wee... 26/04/2012, 01:05 AM Kenzi_Bubble Throw a tantrum in public. Oh my god, my DD can ha... 26/04/2012, 06:35 AM Canberra chick have dolls
wear pink
be babysat by the TV
be bribe... 26/04/2012, 07:07 AM franklymum witness me yelling or losing my temper. 26/04/2012, 07:33 AM itsaboysworld cage them in the backyard......and havent done so ... 26/04/2012, 07:44 AM *Browncoat* Sleep in our bed - I was adamant it would never ha... 26/04/2012, 07:48 AM Jenflea Canberra Chick, I[d LOVE my daughter to have dolls... 26/04/2012, 08:00 AM tamjk Wear character clothes, boy have I backtracked on ... 26/04/2012, 08:03 AM Chchgirl Nothing because there was no way I was having chil... 26/04/2012, 08:23 AM heffalumpsnwoozles My child would never be able to hold a conversatio... 26/04/2012, 08:35 AM Mrs Flanders QUOTE (gingermeg @ 25/04/2012, 08:04 PM) ... 26/04/2012, 08:48 AM PrincessPeach I'm still one of those childless people living... 26/04/2012, 09:47 AM Wahwah QUOTE (gingermeg @ 25/04/2012, 08:04 PM) ... 26/04/2012, 09:57 AM Therese Wear pink.
Sleep in our bed. 26/04/2012, 10:00 AM Escapin Most of my friends had had kids by the time we had... 26/04/2012, 10:10 AM Lightning_bug Play with toy guns.
No, instead they use sticks... 26/04/2012, 10:20 AM Propaganda be a hippy idiot who uses those dumb baby-carrying... 26/04/2012, 10:25 AM
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