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Weird things you've said to your kids

EBmel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:17 PM Post #1
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This made me laugh - a dad in America has started making posters of some of the weird stuff he's found himself telling his kids (eg, "Get that toilet seat off your head. Now." "Stop riding that penguin. We're leaving."). (You can see them all here). Anyway, just thought I'd ask... what weird things have you found yourself telling your kids lately?

alaksuleiel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:34 PM Post #2
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we are the media.
Evelyn, put the knife down...

PixieVee View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:36 PM Post #3
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Not to my kids but I said this to my dog today. "I know you want to put one your jumper but there's no need to freak out!" Yes, I talk to my dog and put jumpers on her.

hoohoobump View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:38 PM Post #4
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Just this morning - 'Don't put toothbrush in bottom'. We have since been for a trip to Woolies for a replacement.

Guest_Dinah_Harris_*	13/04/2012, 05:41 PM Post #5


"Don't rub your bum in your sister's face!"

Zesty View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:44 PM Post #6
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1. Your vagina is not a vase; and 2. Your vagina is not an extra set of hands.

hoohoobump View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:47 PM Post #7
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Toilet paper is not food!

Me+2 View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:47 PM Post #8
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We don't put cats in the toilet

JustMum08 View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:48 PM Post #9
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haha I've done the 'stop licking me' just encourages him to do it more because it grosses me out ! Lol This post has been edited by JustMum08: 13/04/2012, 05:53 PM

Hellohellohello View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:49 PM Post #10
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isnt this a spinoff via mods..

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