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EBmel Weird things you've said to your kids 13/04/2012, 05:17 PM
alaksuleiel Evelyn, put the knife down... 13/04/2012, 05:34 PM
PixieVee Not to my kids but I said this to my dog today. ... 13/04/2012, 05:36 PM
hoohoobump Just this morning - 'Don't put toothbrush ... 13/04/2012, 05:38 PM
Dinah_Harris "Don't rub your bum in your sister's ... 13/04/2012, 05:41 PM
Zesty 1. Your vagina is not a vase; and 2. Your vagina ... 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM
hoohoobump Toilet paper is not food! 13/04/2012, 05:47 PM
DH+Me+2 We don't put cats in the toilet 13/04/2012, 05:47 PM
JustMum08 haha I've done the 'stop licking me' j... 13/04/2012, 05:48 PM
Hellohellohello isnt this a spinoff via mods.. 13/04/2012, 05:49 PM
hoohoobump QUOTE (Ferdinand @ 13/04/2012, 05:46 PM) ... 13/04/2012, 05:50 PM
Dabri Stop licking other people's balls. 13/04/2012, 05:54 PM
shmach Put down the machine gun and come to the dinner ta... 13/04/2012, 06:13 PM
Jenflea Toothpaste is not a food! For a toddler who H... 13/04/2012, 06:18 PM
NannaNapper QUOTE (Zesty @ 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM) 1. Y... 13/04/2012, 06:31 PM
podg Your sister doesn't need you to tickle her ... 13/04/2012, 06:35 PM
ChickenNuggets Stop letting the rat eat your snot. Whose rat is ... 13/04/2012, 06:48 PM
NannaNapper QUOTE (ChickenNuggets @ 13/04/2012, 06:48... 13/04/2012, 07:55 PM
Tea~for~two QUOTE (NannaNapper @ 13/04/2012, 08:55 PM... 13/04/2012, 08:50 PM
Jenno Don't hit your sister with your hammer, and pl... 13/04/2012, 07:58 PM
*Lib* My DD who was about 4 at the time was throwing a t... 13/04/2012, 08:03 PM
tamjk Finish your chocolate first, THEN you can have an ... 13/04/2012, 08:05 PM
Monket To my son.... "hold your dress up when you g... 13/04/2012, 08:12 PM
Currywurst Dont put your fingers up your bottom and then touc... 13/04/2012, 08:19 PM
Aribika Similar to PP. "No shooting at the dinner ta... 13/04/2012, 08:35 PM
Ms Cranky Pants Come here! I want to eat your bum. 13/04/2012, 08:57 PM
jenchristo Your sister is not a pony. The dog doesn't ea... 13/04/2012, 08:58 PM
*lil*chil* The dog is not a horse You can't leave the hou... 13/04/2012, 09:05 PM
LifesGood Act your age!! (to a 4 y/o) 13/04/2012, 09:09 PM
~Purple Rhino~ Just this evening, 'I don't care how well... 13/04/2012, 09:13 PM
wca "Heidi can you please stop licking the walls... 13/04/2012, 09:14 PM
ChickenNuggets QUOTE (wca @ 13/04/2012, 09:14 PM) ... 13/04/2012, 09:16 PM
wca LOL!! Seriously, imagine H and B in their ... 13/04/2012, 09:21 PM
Rosepickles This is the funniest thing i have seen in a while,... 13/04/2012, 09:25 PM
mina_murray QUOTE (Zesty @ 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM) 1. Y... 13/04/2012, 09:26 PM
carriesshoes 1. Stop wiping your boogers on the baby. 2. Do not... 13/04/2012, 09:31 PM
abeni Stop trying to plait the budgies tails together. U... 13/04/2012, 09:36 PM
sigh Thank you all for nearly undoing all my pelvis flo... 13/04/2012, 09:39 PM
amabanana Toothbrushes are NOT for cleaning vaginas! St... 13/04/2012, 09:41 PM
pickledbrain Take your penis out of the bottle, you don't w... 13/04/2012, 10:05 PM
jacqg I have a life sized anatomically correct skeleton ... 13/04/2012, 10:24 PM
danni m "you're acting like a child" 13/04/2012, 10:37 PM
SleepyChipmunk QUOTE (pickledbrain @ 13/04/2012, 10:05 P... 13/04/2012, 10:52 PM
bubbalee No, your sister isn't growing a penis that is ... 13/04/2012, 10:58 PM
mummy~2~3 Kya we don't have to talk about vaginas all da... 13/04/2012, 11:18 PM
tauruspregnant! Oh my goodness! Is this what I have to look fo... 13/04/2012, 11:27 PM
MummaDiva Stop sucking my toe, you won't get anything ou... 13/04/2012, 11:40 PM
Tea~for~two QUOTE (MummaDiva @ 14/04/2012, 12:40 AM) ... 14/04/2012, 10:21 AM
thesupers "Don't give the expressed breast milk to ... 14/04/2012, 12:07 AM
Kenzi_Bubble In Aldi, trying to pay for food 'stop kissing ... 14/04/2012, 07:27 AM
Jenflea LOL, giving EBM to the cat! 14/04/2012, 10:11 AM
itsaboysworld I say all too constantly to Matty (an 11yo mind yo... 14/04/2012, 10:18 AM
tigerdog "William, get that stroller down!" 14/04/2012, 11:33 AM
kazzamama "Get that fork out of your nose!!... 14/04/2012, 11:40 AM
~Katy~ Can you not sniff the dogs bum please? Put the cat... 14/04/2012, 02:00 PM
Leha Don't hit daddy's penis with a spoon.... ... 14/04/2012, 02:10 PM
*Browncoat* The dishwasher is not a cubby house! 14/04/2012, 02:22 PM
Snafu While at the park, DP loudly said "Boys grab ... 14/04/2012, 02:47 PM
soapy 'Please get Smurfette's shoe out of my eye... 14/04/2012, 02:50 PM
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