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Weird things you've said to your kids

EBmel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:17 PM Post #1
Posts: 91 Joined: 6-March 12 From: Sydney
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This made me laugh - a dad in America has started making posters of some of the weird stuff he's found himself telling his kids (eg, "Get that toilet seat off your head. Now." "Stop riding that penguin. We're leaving."). (You can see them all here). Anyway, just thought I'd ask... what weird things have you found yourself telling your kids lately?

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abeni View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 09:36 PM Post #2
Posts: 2,007 Joined: 24-May 08
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Stop trying to plait the budgies tails together. Undies are for bums, not elbows. Dont use my bookmark as toilet paper!

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EBmel Weird things you've said to your kids 13/04/2012, 05:17 PM

alaksuleiel Evelyn, put the knife down... 13/04/2012, 05:34 PM

PixieVee Not to my kids but I said this to my dog today. ... 13/04/2012, 05:36 PM

hoohoobump Just this morning - 'Don't put toothbrush ... 13/04/2012, 05:38 PM

Dinah_Harris "Don't rub your bum in your sister's ... 13/04/2012, 05:41 PM

Zesty 1. Your vagina is not a vase; and 2. Your vagina ... 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM

hoohoobump Toilet paper is not food! 13/04/2012, 05:47 PM

DH+Me+2 We don't put cats in the toilet 13/04/2012, 05:47 PM

JustMum08 haha I've done the 'stop licking me' j... 13/04/2012, 05:48 PM

Hellohellohello isnt this a spinoff via mods.. 13/04/2012, 05:49 PM

hoohoobump QUOTE (Ferdinand @ 13/04/2012, 05:46 PM) ... 13/04/2012, 05:50 PM

Dabri Stop licking other people's balls. 13/04/2012, 05:54 PM

shmach Put down the machine gun and come to the dinner ta... 13/04/2012, 06:13 PM

Jenflea Toothpaste is not a food! For a toddler who H... 13/04/2012, 06:18 PM

NannaNapper QUOTE (Zesty @ 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM) 1. Y... 13/04/2012, 06:31 PM

podg Your sister doesn't need you to tickle her ... 13/04/2012, 06:35 PM

ChickenNuggets Stop letting the rat eat your snot. Whose rat is ... 13/04/2012, 06:48 PM

NannaNapper QUOTE (ChickenNuggets @ 13/04/2012, 06:48... 13/04/2012, 07:55 PM

Tea~for~two QUOTE (NannaNapper @ 13/04/2012, 08:55 PM... 13/04/2012, 08:50 PM

Jenno Don't hit your sister with your hammer, and pl... 13/04/2012, 07:58 PM

*Lib* My DD who was about 4 at the time was throwing a t... 13/04/2012, 08:03 PM

tamjk Finish your chocolate first, THEN you can have an ... 13/04/2012, 08:05 PM

Monket To my son.... "hold your dress up when you g... 13/04/2012, 08:12 PM

Currywurst Dont put your fingers up your bottom and then touc... 13/04/2012, 08:19 PM

Aribika Similar to PP. "No shooting at the dinner ta... 13/04/2012, 08:35 PM

Ms Cranky Pants Come here! I want to eat your bum. 13/04/2012, 08:57 PM

jenchristo Your sister is not a pony. The dog doesn't ea... 13/04/2012, 08:58 PM

*lil*chil* The dog is not a horse You can't leave the hou... 13/04/2012, 09:05 PM

LifesGood Act your age!! (to a 4 y/o) 13/04/2012, 09:09 PM

~Purple Rhino~ Just this evening, 'I don't care how well... 13/04/2012, 09:13 PM

wca "Heidi can you please stop licking the walls... 13/04/2012, 09:14 PM

ChickenNuggets QUOTE (wca @ 13/04/2012, 09:14 PM) ... 13/04/2012, 09:16 PM

wca LOL!! Seriously, imagine H and B in their ... 13/04/2012, 09:21 PM

Rosepickles This is the funniest thing i have seen in a while,... 13/04/2012, 09:25 PM

mina_murray QUOTE (Zesty @ 13/04/2012, 05:44 PM) 1. Y... 13/04/2012, 09:26 PM

carriesshoes 1. Stop wiping your boogers on the baby. 2. Do not... 13/04/2012, 09:31 PM

abeni Stop trying to plait the budgies tails together. U... 13/04/2012, 09:36 PM

Mrs Optimus I want to 'like' all these posts. 13/04/2012, 09:38 PM

sigh Thank you all for nearly undoing all my pelvis flo... 13/04/2012, 09:39 PM

amabanana Toothbrushes are NOT for cleaning vaginas! St... 13/04/2012, 09:41 PM

pickledbrain Take your penis out of the bottle, you don't w... 13/04/2012, 10:05 PM

jacqg I have a life sized anatomically correct skeleton ... 13/04/2012, 10:24 PM

danni m "you're acting like a child" 13/04/2012, 10:37 PM

SleepyChipmunk QUOTE (pickledbrain @ 13/04/2012, 10:05 P... 13/04/2012, 10:52 PM

bubbalee No, your sister isn't growing a penis that is ... 13/04/2012, 10:58 PM

mummy~2~3 Kya we don't have to talk about vaginas all da... 13/04/2012, 11:18 PM

tauruspregnant! Oh my goodness! Is this what I have to look fo... 13/04/2012, 11:27 PM

MummaDiva Stop sucking my toe, you won't get anything ou... 13/04/2012, 11:40 PM

Tea~for~two QUOTE (MummaDiva @ 14/04/2012, 12:40 AM) ... 14/04/2012, 10:21 AM

thesupers "Don't give the expressed breast milk to ... 14/04/2012, 12:07 AM

Kenzi_Bubble In Aldi, trying to pay for food 'stop kissing ... 14/04/2012, 07:27 AM

Jenflea LOL, giving EBM to the cat! 14/04/2012, 10:11 AM

itsaboysworld I say all too constantly to Matty (an 11yo mind yo... 14/04/2012, 10:18 AM

tigerdog "William, get that stroller down!" 14/04/2012, 11:33 AM

kazzamama "Get that fork out of your nose!!... 14/04/2012, 11:40 AM

~Katy~ Can you not sniff the dogs bum please? Put the cat... 14/04/2012, 02:00 PM

Leha Don't hit daddy's penis with a spoon.... ... 14/04/2012, 02:10 PM

*Browncoat* The dishwasher is not a cubby house! 14/04/2012, 02:22 PM

Snafu While at the park, DP loudly said "Boys grab ... 14/04/2012, 02:47 PM

soapy 'Please get Smurfette's shoe out of my eye... 14/04/2012, 02:50 PM

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