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Anyone in New Zealand want to be an elf?

Xena View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 03:54 PM Post #1
Posts: 19,962 Joined: 29-October 07
Cobwebs are the new black!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=466059679 Damn my shortness and unelven like features! I'd have better luck at being a hobbit ETA: Is it just me or does the mellow smiley not really look that mellow? He's more "WTF"? This post has been edited by Xena: 13/04/2012, 03:56 PM

BadCat View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 03:57 PM Post #2
Posts: 13,846 Joined: 8-December 08
Shape-shifting Reptilian Overlord
Sigh. If only I lived in Wellington, was 20cm taller, of ahem slender build, and looked like a beautiful elven type. I'd be there with upswept ears on.

alaksuleiel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:24 PM Post #3
Posts: 5,390 Joined: 28-November 08
we are the media.
that would be epic If I were 30 centimetres taller, skinnier and pointier of face It would also help if I lived in Wellington I suppose hahaha

RobotFerretOfDoo... RobotFerretOfDoom View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:30 PM Post #4
Posts: 5,305 Joined: 27-February 09 From: Sydney
All Mustelidae wrangled. Except badgers. Drama llamas by appt.
Well, I'm tall, blonde and skinny (size 12) but my black sports car can't drive across the ocean.

countrymel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:37 PM Post #5
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Too short. Too fat. Wrong country. BUT.... (and it is a big but - much like mine own) I could save them a fortune on ears! I actually have elf ears - and they are mine, growing out of the sides of my head... think of all the time I'd save them in make up each morning????

ani1 View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:40 PM Post #6
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"Always look upon every thing with doubt"
Wow that would be awsome . I am 183cm , damm shame I don't live over there

Soprano-Cat View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:41 PM Post #7
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Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
I have the right face, but am lacking about a foot in height. Woe also in the wrong country. But that's just a minor detail!

ally0812 View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:45 PM Post #8
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i'll happily be an elf if they excuse the preg belly and pay my airfares lol

ShockPop View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:51 PM Post #9
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Bummer, Im about 30cm too short. Also in the wrong country.

ThatsNotMyName View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:56 PM Post #10
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Yes I want to be an elf but they wouldn't have me, I'm sure they'd take me in my short scruffiness as hobbit though. Not a sexy pole dancing hobbit like Xena, just your garden variety hobbit

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