[Guest_tigerdog_*]

Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

A favourite of my DS (3.5 yrs) too - "Me sexy and me know it" ha ha.

[Treehogger]

My 8 year old loves Katy Perry too - she asked me what a 'ménage a trois' was - I told her its a type of drink!
She was also telling her Dad off about something (as 8 year old girls do) and she said 'Well Dad, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas'!!

Oops

[Mrs.Brown]

Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

OMG that is hilarious Just after I wrote this thread, DD and I went out for the day and I had a thought while I was gone that I shouldnt have written this, that I would come back to 10 pages telling me how bad I was from the PC brigade, like how dare I let DD even come close to Katy Perry.

Thank you universe for being kind. There are some funny posts in here, thanks for the laughs

'ménage a trois'

Oh dear, I dont know what this means. Im nearly 43 and have no idea. Can someone explain

This post has been edited by Icehouse: 13/04/2012, 09:34 PM

[follies]

Oh dear, I dont know what this means. Im nearly 43 and have no idea. Can someone explain

It roughly translates from french to ""party" of three" to put it tastefully.

[mks81]

My daughter went through a Rhianna craze last year running around singing "whips and chains excite me"....

[Cath-In-SA]

Mine like to sing "The only thing that looks good on me is you". My 6 year old said "Mum it's about fashion !"

Well it does mention Armani suits so I guess technically that's correct.....

That's what happens when young uns are exposed to Bryan Adams.

Luckily once I showed my kids only the Elmo version of "I'm sexy and I know it" they promptly forgot the real one.

I am currently having issues with Katy Perry too.

Our finest moment was that the first line that DS remembered from the Lazy Song was the bit about "gonna have some good sex" or something like that.

[kriattica]

Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

My 3yo nephew also adds the Im sexy and I know it, wiggle wiggle wiggle bit with moves. I have never laughed so hard when my brother sent me the video.

[Miss-Lis]

I was playing my ipod in the car and didnt realise I had a heap of new songs added to it courtesy of my sister who used my computer to update hers, all of a sudden my car erupts with 3 kids singing 'I have a hangover.. wooooo ive been drinking too much for sure'

Then another song plays THIS and I have my 2yr old son singing 'weed... funnnnn... and when I turn it down he says MUM! UP! in a very cranky voice, almost growling at me lol.