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Parenting Fail.

B.L.J View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 12:40 PM Post #11
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QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 10:34 AM) Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" LOL!

dessiesgirl View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 12:41 PM Post #12
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QUOTE (PrincessPeach @ 13/04/2012, 12:26 PM) LOL! Be glad it wasn't Lily Allen. I have visions of my 8 year old niece singing "it's not fair" much to the horror of my brother & SIL! Awkward moment with DD with this one, when she asked why the girl thought it wasn't fair that the guy didn't make her scream!

Soccer Mum View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 12:42 PM Post #13
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LOL at this thread. My friend's 8yo was singing Lady Gaga,... something about a disco stick.

What'sNext?? View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 12:42 PM Post #14
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QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" Oh no!

MoonPie View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 12:48 PM Post #15
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QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 10:34 AM) Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" 5yo DD sings about "passionfruit in her pants" I cant tell if that's better or worse

Xena View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:40 PM Post #16
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QUOTE Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" Erk I had something similar happen except I was singing the song out loud whilst doing the dishes and didn't realise. DS#6 spent the next couple of days telling anyone who would listen that "Mummy has passion in her pants and she isn't afraid to show it" Damn!

RatbagBob View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:45 PM Post #17
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What fresh hell is this?
I've had a few moments of DD5 singing along with Abba "Gimme, gimme gimme a man after midnight" I go feral at DH when it happens because it's All His Fault....

mum201 View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:49 PM Post #18
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QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" Awesome!

MrsNorthman View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:50 PM Post #19
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Did the same thing! I'm quick on the ff button now..lol. We had issews with disco stick too with lady gaga...

Rumply View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:50 PM Post #20
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I was talking to DH the other day about painting the house and how we will have to deal with the "shiny st" stuff again. DS (21mths) then repeated "shiny st" over and over again... I laughed my head off when he couldn't see me. I really need to watch what I say more...

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