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Time to lighten it up, utter fluff

LeChatNinjah View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:13 PM Post #1
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Because I can.
There's been some meh, and some bleh, and some arrrrggghh, so I think it needs to be verbalised. Give me your BEST kid-sourced insult or swear word/phrase? DD has just loudly told her brother "You smell like hairy doodle" "You smell like hairy poo with extra hairs and diarrhea" She seems rather hair obsessed! ETA: obviously must be EB censor approved!! This post has been edited by NinjahAlpaca: 12/04/2012, 10:16 PM

Chelli View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:17 PM Post #2
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I was once walking with a friend and we came across this cute little girl with her hair in pigtails who looked us dead in the eye and told us to "Get frogged".

GoneWithTheWhing... GoneWithTheWhinge View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:20 PM Post #3
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We have the hugely imaginative poop head and dumb nut. Although Miss 3 told Miss 6 today that she smelt like a shoe that had been in a bin with a dog that was sick. Miss 6 responded that Miss 3 was a mouldy apple with maggots and worms on it.

MrsNorthman View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:21 PM Post #4
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we've had nothing but "you're a poo-poo head" so far in this house...though hardly original, I still LOLed. It was followed by tears of laughter by both of them though which was adorable.

3_for_me View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:21 PM Post #5
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I'm not a bad mum, I'm a good mum with low expectations
At the moment the boys yell, "You're a coconut head!" at each other frequently.

kadoodle View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:21 PM Post #6
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is it only a dream that there'll be no more turning away?
DD2 was singing "Scooby Dooby Doo, does a poo!" over the theme song and frustrating her big brother into a lather earlier today.

Zeppelina View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:32 PM Post #7
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When I was a kid, the absolute worst insult that my brother and I could throw at each other was: "You've got a big-bum!" "Well you've got a bigger bum!" "You've got the biggest bum in the whole world!" I have no idea where it came from. For starters, there were no body issues going on in my family! Secondly, none of our bums are at all big or ever have been! Children are weird...

R2B2 View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:34 PM Post #8
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I overheard my son today telling his sister very lovingly (whilst giving her a big hug) "I really love you Abigail, but sometimes you are very evil"

bubblebear View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:37 PM Post #9
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DS1 has started calling us all Banana Head. When I reminded him I don't like bananas he said, you had one once, so you're a Banana Head. He has great logic!

threelittlegems View Member Profile	12/04/2012, 10:39 PM Post #10
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Im going to kill you with fires and then you will be dead. DD aged 4 in response to not being allowed a biscuit.

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