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muminbusiness
post 08/04/2012, 09:24 PM
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About a lady who was a phone sex operator. She worked from home and said it was good cause she could Lounge round her slippers and dressing gown,do the ironing etc.
So could you do it????
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post 08/04/2012, 09:27 PM
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Of course not. I NEVER iron.
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post 08/04/2012, 09:27 PM
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I could do the actual job, however if I was working from home I would prefer to do something where I could still care for my kids at the same time. I couldn't have them around if I was spouting smut to fools on the phone.
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post 08/04/2012, 09:28 PM
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Of course not. I NEVER iron.


*like*
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post 08/04/2012, 09:28 PM
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Lol, not unless I was very very desperate!
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post 08/04/2012, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE (2handsdon'tspillit @ 08/04/2012, 09:27 PM) *
Of course not. I NEVER iron.

biggrin.gif ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome
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post 08/04/2012, 09:30 PM
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No. DS has a tantrum whenever I talk on the phone and wants to speak to the person on the phone.
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post 08/04/2012, 09:35 PM
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I think I could, so long as I wasn't asked to role play (verbally, of course) in anything I found revolting - like pretending to be underage or something. Otherwise I think I could easily do it, so long as nobody else was home. I could not do that if DP or DD were home.
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post 08/04/2012, 09:36 PM
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I did it! Once.

I was desperate for cash and thought why not. I could do that.

Wrong.

The phone rang. Just before, I had filled the sink with boiling hot water. I was so nervous that for some reason I went to sit on the kitchen bench, which was right next to the sink.

Of course, I missed the bench and my butt fell in the boiling hot water! My client thought my oooooohs and ahhhhhhs were part my act of passion and man was he getting off lol.

Suffice to say, that was the end of my phone sex career and I spent most of the morning in a cool bath soothing my boiling butt original.gif

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post 08/04/2012, 09:37 PM
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I would laugh in the wrong places and hang up on people when they offend me. So i am not the best match for the job.

I think it would be funny if the caller could see what the sex worker looked like. I am guessing it rarely matches the fantasy.
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