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Cute/funny things they say?

Sam Wheat View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 11:18 AM Post #1
Posts: 423 Joined: 10-July 11 From: Hunter Valley NSW
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It totally amazes me sometimes the things that my DS who is 4 comes out with. He genuinely makes my heart smile with his innocence, my favorite so far would be 'Does Santa fart coming down the chimney?'. Yesterday I said said to him 'DS, stop picking your nose', quick as a flash he replied 'I'm not, i'm scratching my brain'. So what are some cute/funny things your little ones have said, that has made you smile?

BadCat View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 12:24 PM Post #2
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Conversation just yesterday: Dad: How was your day today? 11yo DS: Purple. Bright Purple.

foxhill View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 12:33 PM Post #3
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My DS5 saw one of the sheets on the line the other day that the washing machine had put a tear in the middle of. Momentarily lost for the word 'tear' he yelled out from the backyard: "Dad! Dad! One of the sheets has a hole in it. It's a ... big crack hole!"

jupiter123 View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 12:41 PM Post #4
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DD2 runs up to me, climbs up onto my lap and in a really loud voice: Mumma, Mumma, Muuuummmmmeeeee I neeeed row row. (row row is what she calls the rhyme row, row, row your boat).

Silver Girl View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 12:43 PM Post #5
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DS (2 years) saw me putting on makeup and said excitedly, "Mummy drawing on Mummy's face!".

mad madam mim View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 01:45 PM Post #6
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when i grow up i wanna be like me
DS1 got a sticker from school last week Me: ooo what did you get the sticker for DS: for being awesome that's my boy

Mrs Optimus View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 01:50 PM Post #7
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QUOTE (mad madam mim @ 14/03/2012, 11:45 AM) DS1 got a sticker from school last week Me: ooo what did you get the sticker for DS: for being awesome that's my boy Pfft... of course. Its a sticker! What else would you get one for?

3'sACharm View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 03:08 PM Post #8
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I was making cupcakes for DS class as it was his birthday yesterday and DD said 'Mummy..me have one' and I said No they are for Zac...So she turns around and sings 'Mum, why you gotta be so mean' I think i've been listening to Taylor Swift a bit too much around the children lol

CountMyStars View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 03:14 PM Post #9
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DS (3.5) - "Does Nanny have a vagina?" Me - "Yes" DS - "Can I see it?" Me - "No..... Just, er..... No"

Taffatups View Member Profile	14/03/2012, 03:28 PM Post #10
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The fish are "blinking their mouths"

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