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DD found Mummy's "Special Toy", Have a laugh on me

brookeandbaby View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:23 AM Post #1
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To mortified to share this story with anyone in real life but had to share. My DD (4) came out of my bedroom this morning holding my "special bedside draw toy" the conversation went like this - DD "look at this mummy, it just keeps shaking and shaking and doesn't stop" Me >insert look of horror quickly changed to trying to look non-phased< "Oh that's just something Mummy uses when I have a sore neck" (and took it off her at this point) DD "Oh what do you do with it?" Me - "Um err just rub it on my neck when it sore" DD " Oh. Mummy when I get bigger and have a sore neck will you buy me one of them?" Me...... Blood draining from my face and she totters off down the stairs...... Please tell me I'm not the only one this has happened to!!!!

Butterfly*77 View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:25 AM Post #2
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Nope and I used a similar explanation, that it was for my feet. Since then, all of my 'special toys' are located out of reach, even with a stool as he is a nosy little thing.

!momo! View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:32 AM Post #3
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Heh at least she didn't ask for a demonstration!

Xena View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:33 AM Post #4
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My kids found my anal plug (for clarification it came free with a vibrator that DH bought me and hadn't been used- still hasn't!) whilst my Aunty was visiting. I'm having a conversation with my Aunty when they come out, hold it up and say "What's this Mum? we found it in your drawer! It looks like a dummy." cue my red face and my Aunty looking at said object suspiciously "Erm something like that. Don't ever go through my drawers again it's rude to go through stuff that doesn't belong to you!!" This post has been edited by Xena: 09/03/2012, 10:34 AM

amabanana View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:36 AM Post #5
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Not quite. But my DD massaged lube all over her face and through her hair. Luckily it was water based!

Cranky Kitten View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:39 AM Post #6
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Been there, done that...they're right up the top of the walk in robe now, even though DD is past the snooping through my undie drawer stage

brookeandbaby View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:51 AM Post #7
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QUOTE (Xena @ 09/03/2012, 10:33 AM) My kids found my anal plug (for clarification it came free with a vibrator that DH bought me and hadn't been used- still hasn't!) whilst my Aunty was visiting. I'm having a conversation with my Aunty when they come out, hold it up and say "What's this Mum? we found it in your drawer! It looks like a dummy." cue my red face and my Aunty looking at said object suspiciously "Erm something like that. Don't ever go through my drawers again it's rude to go through stuff that doesn't belong to you!!" Do you think your Aunt knew or worked out what it was?

brookeandbaby View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:52 AM Post #8
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QUOTE (amabanana @ 09/03/2012, 10:36 AM) Not quite. But my DD massaged lube all over her face and through her hair. Luckily it was water based! TOOOO FUNNY!

Xena View Member Profile	09/03/2012, 10:54 AM Post #9
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QUOTE (brookeandbaby @ 09/03/2012, 11:51 AM) Do you think your Aunt knew or worked out what it was? I really, really hope not!

steffijade81 View Member Profile	11/03/2012, 10:29 AM Post #10
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Havent had this personally happen to me but I will never forget being at my sisters house with mum and aunty.... 4 of us sitting in the kitchen having a cuppa when her 3.5yr old DD walks out with a adult dvd and holds it up and announces that she wants to watch this movie with the pretty lady Hilarious!!! My sister was mortified!!

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