[Guest_holy_j_*]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-a-web-hit.html


I challenge you NOT to laugh

[Chelli]

That was awesome! Thanks for posting.

[uberawesome]

Lol, that poor giraffe

[bakesgirls]

That was great. Thanks for posting

[Guest_Nyz31_*]

I like the 'Mark & Mary' one..... brilliant!

[B-B-M]

[Golfing widow]

I got this one via email today - due to the political nature I am going to dump and run....
Welcome to the Real World

Recently, while I was working in the front garden, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday. Both of her parents, Labour Party supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Liberal Party."

Her parents aren't speaking to me.

[**Xena**]

Love it!

[ikt]

I got this one via email today - due to the political nature I am going to dump and run....
Welcome to the Real World

Recently, while I was working in the front garden, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday. Both of her parents, Labour Party supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "are you sure?"

I said, "LOL NO! HOMELESS PEOPLE SMELL!"

Her parents aren't speaking to me.

My attempt at lining a joke up with reality :/