[opethmum]

She was on the stage of Carnegie Hall and the singer Lady Gaga came up to her and said " I know you were born this way, how about giving a demonstration of your talent in...

[ali27]

"White pointer shark. I'm sure he only does it to show off. Other than his amzing looks, he really has nothing going for him. I have even found a deep, dark secret from his past. He used to be a....."

[coffeetogo]

"How did you know about my TALENT?" Amberlynn shouted. Her love of bloodsucking was something she was trying to keep under wraps. Maybe Gaga didn't really know....

"Come on you two!" Amberlynn shouted as she grabbed both Magda and Dharkna's hands. " Tell us about your secret, Dharkna! Now!"

A dark look crossed his face as he began his story...

He looked so hot!

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[YodaTheWrinkledO...]

Amberlynn was confused. She wanted Magda for years, secretly harboring a lust for that treadmill. She'd kill for a bod like Magda. But Dharkna was too gorgeous to leave alone. Could she have it all? Was it possible? Will all her dreams and plans be ruined by Dharkna's secret.

She waited ....

[ali27]

"Well" began Dharkna, "there are some parts of Sydney where nice girls never go...so I'm sure that you Amberlynn and you Magda will be appalled by what I have to tell you.

Remember that I was just a penniless boy from Penrith who was lured by the empty promise of fame.
My mother knew from the first time she held me that.....""

[coffeetogo]

I was going to be a chick-magnet. But she didn't really understand why. You see, I know EXACTLY what women want and I have spent many years on the streets of Sydney perfecting my 'skills'. The thing is...." Dharkna paused.

Could this be possible? Was Amberlynn looking admiringly at Magda? He had to do something. ..

Jealousy and anger gripped his body as he clutched Magda and drained her body of blood in ten seconds flat. She fell to the floor, dead.

Amberlynn stood speechless, she was overcome with emotion.

"You don't understand, Amberlynn. WE were made for each other. I did what I had to do to keep you mine," Dharkna whispered.

At that moment...

[opethmum]

Amberlynn's mother then broke out of her human appearance and became a humungous preying mantis and ate Dharkna and rid her daughter of that vile man forever.

Then Amberlynn said ....

[TopsyTurvy]

"Mummy your manners are slipping. Please wipe your mouth on a napkin after eating."

With that she then dropped to the ground and gathered the lifeless body of Magda to her heaving bosom. "Oh Magda," she lamented " we were so close to finally becoming one with each other, and now cruel fate has taken you from me. I swear that I will never forget you and.....

[Guest_NinjahKitteh_*]

...I shall have your name tattooed in Chinese lettering upon my own bosom, so I can hold you therein forever.

Amberlynn's mother was momentarily taken aback, as tattoos just weren't the done thing in the family, but then she relented and not only offered to pay for it, but...

[coffeetogo]

to get a matching one on her own bosom.

There was a screech, it was...

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