[Molondy]

My DS is 3.5 and for about 12 months has really enjoyed, well, humping. Not other people - its purely a pleasuring onself type arrangement. Since he became toilet trained he really seems to get into it. We aren't worried or cross about it but it has become a bit invasive so we just encourage him to take himself off to his room for some privacy.

As I said I'm not really worried its more curious. None of the other boys of my acquaintance are this active.... (oh and OK some part of my brain is wondering if he is going to be a "highly sexed" adult - is there any such thing).

btw. I am aware of how ridiculous I sound but seriously the kid really has a go....

This post has been edited by Molondy: 16/12/2011, 07:06 PM

[bonnybabe]

Hi!

I have a two and a half year old that spends a good half hour in bed in the morning humping his stuffed dog, and the this morning i found him watching cartoons humping a plastic bowl....no idea what to do...

[Gonewiththewind:...]

Hi!

I have a two and a half year old that spends a good half hour in bed in the morning humping his stuffed dog, and the this morning i found him watching cartoons humping a plastic bowl....no idea what to do...

I'm sorry but... bahahahahahaha....

My 10 month old kind of humps into you when he is giving a big cuddle. I think it's cute. Haha

[CallMeProtart]

Don't belong in this section but... mine started it at about 18 months and I posted on EB too as I was so worried!
APPARENTLY it's normal (sigh)

[Mung bean]

Hi!

I have a two and a half year old that spends a good half hour in bed in the morning humping his stuffed dog, and the this morning i found him watching cartoons humping a plastic bowl....no idea what to do...

I don't belong here but LMAO!

[Guest_Cathode_*]

I, too, have a humper
First thing in the morning we usually hear his bed knocking against the wall. He humps the sofa, the teddy, pillows, blankets.
He is no-where near as bad as he used to be (now 4yrs). Has been going on for around a year maybe.
I caught him at it once and asked him what he was doing and why.
"because it makes my doodle bigger"

[R2D2]

APparently they spend a lot of time rubbing themselves on the carpet too..so looking forward to this in a few months..when i try to give my 16mo a raspberry on his tummy after his bath, he takes my head in his hands and tries to redirect my raspberry ...er...south...
boys are grotty...lol

[Molondy]

I don't think it really helped when we used the carrot of 'if you don't wear nappies you can feel your penis better" when we were trying to encourage toilet training....

He also walks around holding it all day - but I know plenty of blokes that do that...

[namie]

I once nannied for a little boy who started humping his to dog at around 18 months. He also had a penchant for nudity, lol, and would take of his clothes as soon as you'd finished getting him dressed I have no idea if he still does it, but he'd be 8 or 9 now.

He is no-where near as bad as he used to be (now 4yrs). Has been going on for around a year maybe.
I caught him at it once and asked him what he was doing and why.
"because it makes my doodle bigger"

I walked into the living room of another family I was working for to see the 3 year old with his trousers and undies around his ankles. He was standing right next to his older sister (older by 2 years) who was lying down colouring in (I don't think she was paying him any attention), playing with himself. I asked him what he was doing and he replied: 'Namie, why's it getting bigger?' :/

I told him we'd have to ask mummy, lol! No idea what I'd say if it was my own child, perhaps I'll suggest they ask Daddy

[Mumto1bub]

OMG, this thread has me in hesterics!