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> What not to say to your pregnant wife...

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Alrak
post 24/01/2012, 02:36 PM
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“Sanity in a world of insanity is insane”
DO NOT laugh at her when she is crying cause none of her clothes fit...

And definitely do NOT laugh when she is crying because she cant eat anything...

oh and better yet DO NOT say "you must have a very low pain threshold" after having to be admitted to hospital because of said pain...


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matt1972
post 07/05/2012, 09:22 PM
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Maybe don't spend the last 2-3 weeks of the pregnancy asking "Is it GO TIME????" every time she grunts or groans.
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tres-chic
post 07/05/2012, 09:26 PM
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"Hell is other people," Jean-Paul Sartre
I'm tired.




'nuff said.
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**Anna**
post 07/05/2012, 09:55 PM
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I'm so tired cause you keep getting up to go to the toilet at night.
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tinkster23
post 07/05/2012, 10:05 PM
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I had post of the day once, until GQ took it away
Is it just me or are We getting more old threads bumped these days?
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matt1972
post 07/05/2012, 10:29 PM
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I bumped it because my wife is due in 6 days so I had something to contribute. No sinister motives at play.
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irishgirly
post 07/05/2012, 10:37 PM
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When she is completely rationally annoyed with you over something you promised to do, and 'forgot', do not claim she is completely mad in the head with the pregnancy hormones so you understand why she is being so illogical..
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Sed
post 07/05/2012, 10:44 PM
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best bet is to remain silent (it's your right) ph34r.gif

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Jennamoriss
post 12/05/2012, 11:36 PM
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" i hope it`s going to be a boy"
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