[NannyZoe]

What is a thumb tack???

A smartie with an erection

[blu3berry]

What's white and can't climb trees?


Yogurt





God I love Lame jokes.

[treesar]

What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head.

[sam_gamgee]

What's white and blue and sits in a tree?
A fridge with a denim jacket on.

[carizza]

Worst joke that I know so far *this made me laugh like a retard*

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Dani]

*this made me laugh like a retard*

Noice.

[lani82]

A turtle was mugged by a pack of snails. When the policeman asked the turtle what happened she said I don't know, it all happened so fast!

[Guest_CaptainOblivious_*]

There was a blonde woman driving along a country road when she saw another blonde sitting in a boat in a paddock, rowing. The first blonde pulled over and got out and screamed at the one in the boat 'it's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name...



and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your a*se'


We also had the koala one but it was
Why did the koala fall out of the tree
It was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree
The first one hit it

Why did the 3rd koala fall out of a tree
peer pressure.

Also
why did the boy fall off his bike?
someone threw a fridge at him.

they're so stupid they always make me laugh. That and the brown and sticky one.

This post has been edited by CaptainOblivious: 06/04/2011, 10:54 PM

[skylark]

How do you get ten Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

That one's not only pathetic, but also hopelessly dated!

This is one I made up for my toilet-humour obsessed 4 year old son:

Q. What's the funniest dog of all?

A. A Poo-dle!

He laughed and laughed and laughed, and now makes me tell it to everyone we meet (eg. random lady on tram, man at the fruit shop, my MIL).

[ironbutterfly]

This is my brothers favorite joke (and yes he's extremely sexist)

Ironman is a person of amazing physical strength and endurance

"Iron, woman!" is a command