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 Favourite worst jokes!
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 06/01/2006, 03:20 PM
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Yes, I AM mad...and i know what causes it...... next question??
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What goes 'zzub, zzub'? A bee flying backwards! Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies! (my nine yeaar old nephew loves that one! 
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 purplepeaches Favourite worst jokes! 30/12/2005, 07:18 PM Talenyn What's the difference between a toddler and a ... 31/12/2005, 12:40 PM Katinka Whats brown and sticky.....
A STICK!!... 31/12/2005, 01:56 PM Rhylia Love tragic jokes!!!
What did the ... 31/12/2005, 03:09 PM Meagan Whats red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket... 31/12/2005, 03:30 PM LilisMum I liked the zoo one!!
What do you call a ... 31/12/2005, 04:47 PM Sgettie My daughter favourite:
How do you make a tissue d... 01/01/2006, 08:57 AM Skipper Oh man! These are TERRIBLE!!... but I ... 01/01/2006, 08:20 PM kelby+4 Why did the boy fall off the swing?
Cos someone ... 02/01/2006, 12:06 AM purplepeaches OMg I am in bad joke heaven. and wetting my pants ... 02/01/2006, 11:16 AM susantess Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
He was lookin... 02/01/2006, 05:37 PM Gemstone 1) What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof?... 03/01/2006, 08:12 PM Hollybaby Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns ?
A. Because... 03/01/2006, 08:24 PM minniemoo Why did the girl slide down the slippery dip on he... 04/01/2006, 10:23 AM TasJess An Englishman, an American and an Australian were ... 06/01/2006, 03:16 PM naturallychichi what are hundreds and thousands?
smartie poo
lol 07/01/2006, 08:15 PM barefoot This one was my favourite when I was younger:
How... 08/01/2006, 04:04 PM Talenyn Two fish were sitting in a tank.
One fish said t... 08/01/2006, 08:56 PM *Mel_G* PMSL at the 3 koalas and the kangaroo
and LURVE t... 08/01/2006, 09:16 PM Topaz This is a great thread.
Why was 6 sad
Because 7 8... 08/01/2006, 09:21 PM JED's_dad Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wa... 14/01/2006, 02:23 AM cheryl36 What's yellow and smells like bananas?
Monkey ... 14/01/2006, 11:47 AM Talenyn What's brown and sticky?
A stick. 14/01/2006, 01:47 PM Sez_First OMG, these are soo lame they're funny
Whats ... 14/01/2006, 05:10 PM Gemstone I was just thinking of posting the deer with no le... 15/01/2006, 04:54 PM Shainala What's the difference between an elephant and ... 15/01/2006, 05:05 PM Talenyn What's red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bu... 15/01/2006, 09:07 PM chelli Once there was a little boy named Billy who was bo... 17/01/2006, 11:58 PM minniemoo How do you make a dog go "Meow"?
Pass it... 18/01/2006, 09:57 PM mighty_mum What do flies wear on their feet?
Shoos.
Why di... 18/01/2006, 10:05 PM minniemoo taxi driver pulled over to a 3 headed, no armed, 1... 18/01/2006, 10:11 PM Talenyn What's the first thing the cannibal did after ... 20/01/2006, 02:37 PM bbk My brothers favourite
Why did the skeleton burp?
B... 20/01/2006, 08:38 PM tokenfemale I have tears in my eyes from these. The fish tank ... 20/01/2006, 08:46 PM Nut - What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head... 21/01/2006, 07:28 PM ~mimo~ Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Because th... 28/02/2007, 07:59 AM gapl Am lovin' these....
What's pink and fluff... 01/03/2007, 12:44 AM *~Bee~* Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where ... 01/03/2007, 12:06 PM Midwitch What's invisible and smells like worms?
Sparr... 02/03/2007, 10:10 PM vickidolphin Why did Jim fall off his bike?
Jim was a fish 02/03/2007, 10:48 PM ashayden These are so lame. They are great.
Q- What's ... 03/03/2007, 10:08 PM *coriander* Why did the elephant fall off the tree?
Cos it wan... 16/03/2007, 07:28 AM teens*tweens*toddlers This is a real "bad" joke -
How much do... 16/03/2007, 04:35 PM purpleoj QUOTE Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it wa... 16/03/2007, 05:12 PM SlaveToLovedOnes My Dad bought me a wood whistle, and it would not ... 20/03/2007, 02:27 PM agathab PMSL! In the same vein as "Matt",... 24/03/2007, 05:59 PM LilyMae What happened to the bum?
It had a fart attack... 27/03/2007, 01:43 PM 2blondies What's big, red, furry, and knocks you over?
... 28/03/2007, 12:01 PM jaynlachmum A fish was swimming around having a great old time... 31/03/2007, 01:04 AM ~*MESS*~ I feel like a good laugh. Add some more jokes.
W... 21/02/2010, 11:57 AM voldemort What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh... 23/02/2010, 10:06 AM Robbie QUOTE Whats big, red and eats rocks?
A big red roc... 23/02/2010, 10:15 AM kenziebaby08 This is my fave, it carries on, as if its one joke... 23/02/2010, 10:19 AM bree82 Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. ... 23/02/2010, 10:21 AM iheartmy4 These are great - need to come back later and read... 23/02/2010, 10:25 AM *teapot* René Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender... 23/02/2010, 10:43 AM Mel1609 So many jokes I've completely forgotten about ... 27/04/2010, 09:19 PM plunkett my version of the 3 koalas joke previously mention... 27/04/2010, 09:36 PM Baggy Lame jokes are the funniest.
Thank you everyone... 27/04/2010, 09:49 PM
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