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Valentine's Day romantic FAIL

silverstreak View Member Profile	14/02/2013, 11:08 PM Post #1
Posts: 1,204 Joined: 5-August 07
bodacious flapper
So it's been a bit of a busy, hot day in Melbourne today and I really should be in bed. DS has just woken up for an overnight bottle and DH is holding him on his lap. DS's dummy falls out, I give it a wash and ... ...I try to put the dummy in DH's mouth! OUCH! Luckily DH moves his head just in time! Romantic FAIL! Next stop Dr Freud's couch!

Superman+4sister... Superman+4sisters View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 08:17 AM Post #2
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Was TMUV & TresMarias - now has 4 girls + Superman
Lol, that's when you know you've had a big day.

Therese View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 08:19 AM Post #3
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Admin & moderator

silverstreak View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 10:27 AM Post #4
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bodacious flapper
Yep, time for a little mummy holiday, I think! Poor DH

strawberrypie7 View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 10:33 AM Post #5
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I have put one in my mouth and not released for quite awhile

meggs1 View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 10:38 AM Post #6
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There are men who will pay for that service (so I'm told).

silverstreak View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 11:24 AM Post #7
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bodacious flapper
Haha, so Strawberrypie7, did it relax you? Because I might try that myself! Oh dear, Meggs1, I have heard that too! I could have pulled out the latex nappy as well! (Kidding, kidding.)

strawberrypie7 View Member Profile	15/02/2013, 05:23 PM Post #8
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so relaxed I did not notice

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