[mum2_1]

I'm sure its been asked before, but search function never works for me.
I want to put things into perspective with my situation. So I'm asking you to tell me about your house guest stories.

I may regret asking this

[countrylivingmum]

I can't wait for this thread to get going I love reading all the different stories!
The worst house guest I have ever had would have to be my little sister she came down from the city to help me I'm pregnant and not having a good time of it. She did nothing! She is 17 and doesn't shower enough! She stinks to the point I would have to ask her to shower and it took me three weeks to get the smell out of the guest bed room!!!
She did some ummm trimming of her lady garden and with my bikini trimmer and left her pubic hair all over my bathroom and didn't do anything to help me at all! Always complained about what we had for dinner ect but when i asked her what she wanted she would say i dont care whatever. When my husband had enough he just ended up packing her stuff and drove her the 3 hrs home to my mum who was not impressed with her at all!
I know she is a teenager but god worst house guest ever and so rude!

[kickoponomusinsi...]

Our Christmas guests turned rancid. We thought we were all having a nice time, when one of them excused themself to go to the bathroom, then came out and claimed they needed to leave asap, because the kitten at home would be worried. We offered to bring out dessert immediately, but he claimed he couldn't eat another bite. Taxi called, guests departed, 10 minutes later we get a really nasty text calling us ungrateful c**ts among other things. We have no idea what got their goat up. We go inside and mr17 comes out to tell us that someone urinated all over the bathroom, up the walls, on the floor and the back of the cistern. :/

Then we decide to eat dessert to make ourselves feel better. We pulled out the beautiful double choc cheesecake with ferrerro rochers decorating it, to find someone had carved the word s*ut across it and poked something into it everywhere ruining it. We were not game to eat it, because the divets left in the cake were rather similar in size to the head of a penis. :/


Edit to add - We still haven't worked out why we're ungrateful. We invited them to Christmas because they're burnt every other bridge they have, with family and friends and no-one else wanted them around...Neither do we anymore.

This post has been edited by Dresden: 13/02/2013, 05:19 PM

[countrylivingmum]

Our Christmas guests turned rancid. We thought we were all having a nice time, when one of them excused themself to go to the bathroom, then came out and claimed they needed to leave asap, because the kitten at home would be worried. We offered to bring out dessert immediately, but he claimed he couldn't eat another bite. Taxi called, guests departed, 10 minutes later we get a really nasty text calling us ungrateful c**ts among other things. We have no idea what got their goat up. We go inside and mr17 comes out to tell us that someone urinated all over the bathroom, up the walls, on the floor and the back of the cistern. :/

Then we decide to eat dessert to make ourselves feel better. We pulled out the beautiful double choc cheesecake with ferrerro rochers decorating it, to find someone had carved the word s*ut across it and poked something into it everywhere ruining it. We were not game to eat it, because the divets left in the cake were rather similar in size to the head of a penis. :/


Edit to add - We still haven't worked out why we're ungrateful. We invited them to Christmas because they're burnt every other bridge they have, with family and friends and no-one else wanted them around...Neither do we anymore.

How shocking! I take you know longer see or talk to these people ( if you can call them that) anymore?!?!?

[WinterDancesHere]

Our Christmas guests turned rancid.

I was going to write about my house guest managing to leave my freezer open overnight ruining all the stored food, then just when I got it restocked doing it again, but I think Dresden's takes the cake

[SarahM72]

Even at this early stage of the evening, I'm pretty sure Dresden is going to win this thread...

[Me+2]

Dresden - the whole time I read your story I was going "No, surely not, no OMG"

I'm not sure that can be topped...

[Maple Leaf]

My MIL steals my spare toilet rolls.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

ETA: Dresden-OMG YOU WIN!!!! That's terrible!

This post has been edited by Maple Leaf: 13/02/2013, 05:23 PM

[Lorem ipsum]

Dresden, that is unbelievable! No wonder no one else wanted them around!

[Leggy]

We were not game to eat it, because the divets left in the cake were rather similar in size to the head of a penis.

Good grief! How much more dramatically could they say "We hate you"?

Even at this early stage of the evening, I'm pretty sure Dresden is going to win this thread...

ETA: yes. Yes, I think she does.

This post has been edited by Leggy: 13/02/2013, 05:27 PM