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post 05/02/2013, 08:38 PM
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Am enrolling in a TAFE course and about to register on the website.

The pack that came in the mail includes a Training Plan listing all the competencies required.

One of them is a 'Pre-Course kTracer' with a title of...

Identify literacey skills requirements


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post 05/02/2013, 08:40 PM
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If you can't spell literacey, you sure as sh*te can't teach it!
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post 05/02/2013, 08:46 PM
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Oh dear!

The one that makes me postal is "Wendys hotdog's"
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post 05/02/2013, 08:49 PM
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I worked in an office that had a Marketing and Communication section. They would advertise their services internally. I sent them an email one day to tell them they had spelt "Comunication" incorrectly in one of their ads.
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post 05/02/2013, 08:50 PM
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"12 items or less." I don't know why it gets to me but it does.
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Alacritous~Andy
post 05/02/2013, 09:20 PM
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I had a hair curling wand thingy (think like a searing hot piece of metal with spikes sticking out of it). On the instructions, the r and n in 'burn' had obviously been misread during some editing, with the rn turning into an m, so all over the thing it had in big letters "WARNING: Bum hazard." and in the detailed instructions, "wrap hair around shaft of wand, taking care not to bum yourself."

I still giggle thinking about it.

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post 05/02/2013, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (SnazzySass @ 05/02/2013, 09:20 PM) *
"12 items or less." I don't know why it gets to me but it does.


What is wrong with that? I dont get it?
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post 05/02/2013, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (Alacritous~Andy @ 05/02/2013, 10:20 PM) *
"WARNING: Bum hazard." and in the detailed instructions, "wrap hair around shaft of wand, taking care not to bum yourself."

I still giggle thinking about it.


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post 05/02/2013, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (delli @ 05/02/2013, 08:32 PM) *
What is wrong with that? I dont get it?


It should be Twelve items or fewer.

AA that made me LOL.
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post 05/02/2013, 09:36 PM
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You REALLY don't want to bum yourself with a hot curling wand. laugh.gif
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