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littlemissmessy View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:15 PM Post #1
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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said or done? Mine are the usual, ie, asked if someone was pregnant when not, asked if grandma when not and just last week, I accidentally spat on a man while I was talking to him, and one of my friends went to exit a taxi still wearing a seatbelt.

Bedge View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:24 PM Post #2
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Proceeded to sit in the wrong car, in the car park at the petrol station.

Bwok~Bwok View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:28 PM Post #3
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Mirror, mirror, shiny glass, tell me that is NOT my ass!!
Getting dacked by a forklift at work! slinks away

Satay chicken View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:28 PM Post #4
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F it!
I called my boss "Dad" the other day...... And there are many more, I always stuff up...

redkris View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:30 PM Post #5
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You said no strings could secure you, at the station...
QUOTE I called my boss "Dad" the other day...... And there are many more, I always stuff up... LOL I just had a flashback to the Simpsons with Ralph Wiggum calling the teacher Mommy.

mpjp View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:39 PM Post #6
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QUOTE (Satay chicken @ 05/02/2013, 04:28 PM) I called my boss "Dad" the other day...... And there are many more, I always stuff up... Dont worry I called mine 'babe'. As in "sure, no problems babe...". And he is definitely NOT a babe. Nor the type that you could get away with calling him an an endearment!! I got the raised eyebrow indeed.

Jax12 View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:41 PM Post #7
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QUOTE (Bwok~Bwok @ 05/02/2013, 01:28 PM) Getting dacked by a forklift at work! slinks away I was sitting on a stool at a packed nightclub once in the middle of a very public section that was overlooked by an upperdeck with lots of onlookers (dancefloor and band on the lower level). I was wearing a long skirt and I went to stand up and was standing on the bottom of my skirt which stayed where it was while I stood up. I completely dacked myself in a very, very public area and unfortunately I was also wearing a g-string. Trust me when I say, nobody wanted to see that!!

amabanana View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:45 PM Post #8
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I once walked out to the letter box with my boobs out after a sleepless night and BFing DD. It was DD#2 so they weren't even perky and worth flaunting.

Boombox View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:50 PM Post #9
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Under everything, just another human being
Being asked to demonstrate a tumble-turn over parallel bars at school and farting mid turn- in front of my year 8 class!! I considered letting go and crashing onto my head just to avoid having to face the world after that. Amazingly the class didn't erupt in hysterical laughter- there was just stunned, horrified silence. Oh the shame!!

Bwok~Bwok View Member Profile	05/02/2013, 03:58 PM Post #10
Posts: 6,034 Joined: 16-August 04
Mirror, mirror, shiny glass, tell me that is NOT my ass!!
QUOTE Being asked to demonstrate a tumble-turn over parallel bars at school and farting mid turn- in front of my year 8 class!! I considered letting go and crashing onto my head just to avoid having to face the world after that. Amazingly the class didn't erupt in hysterical laughter- there was just stunned, horrified silence. Oh the shame!! Sorry but I'm PMSL'ing - wonder if it made you spin faster Soooo funny!

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