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Men in tears with simulated labour

lsolaBella View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 03:33 PM Post #1
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http://www.dailylife.com.au/health-and-fit...0129-2dhqd.html Love this.

YodaTheWrinkledO... YodaTheWrinkledOne View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 03:40 PM Post #2
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yeah, I saw it yesterday. Cracked me up. And it was only for 2 hours!!!

ednaboo View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 03:43 PM Post #3
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I have one thing to say to them - diddums!

peebs View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 03:51 PM Post #4
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I wish I could have given up after 2 hours and been a little more comfortable without the huge belly in the way. Lightweights!

erindiv View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 03:55 PM Post #5
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Aw, poor little pets. I wish I could do that to every man who has ever said to me that no matter how hard, labour cannot possibly be as painful as being kicked in the nuts. The last person to say that to me copped the response of "I don't know, can I kick you in the nuts for twelve hours and we'll see?"

Mrs Darcy View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 04:15 PM Post #6
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Not only did it last for a mere 2 hours, they didn't have tearing, stitches and all the other messy stuff that goes along with it…not to mention the 9 mths leading up to it. It was funny to watch though

Regular Show View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 04:52 PM Post #7
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O wow thats hilarious. I want to strap that thing to DF

opethmum View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 05:03 PM Post #8
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They should be able to experience lochia surely otherwise the experience is incomplete plus you should chuck in one of those simulator babies that scream on and off every 2 hours or so with someone giving you nipple cripple for about an hour when feeding the damn thing. Then probably throw in 100 visitors who look and stare at you expecting you to clean up after them after they leave saying incessant mutterings.

erindiv View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 05:05 PM Post #9
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QUOTE (opethmum @ 31/01/2013, 06:03 PM) They should be able to experience lochia surely otherwise the experience is incomplete plus you should chuck in one of those simulator babies that scream on and off every 2 hours or so with someone giving you nipple cripple for about an hour when feeding the damn thing. Then probably throw in 100 visitors who look and stare at you expecting you to clean up after them after they leave saying incessant mutterings. No to mention wetting themself whenever they laugh/sneeze/cough. I actually read a really funny blog post about this topic the other day. Will try to find the link.

elizabethany View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 05:09 PM Post #10
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Not even close unless they included crowning.

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