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i think i am going to die of embarrassment!, kinda funny but how will i now face neighbours???

Leah Maree View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:37 PM Post #1
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i have the tv on, and am sitting here with the window open. The movie i am watching is rather quiet so i turned the volume up. the houses around here are EXTREMELY close to eachother, ...a rather loud sex scene came on, lots of moaning etc. and the freaking neighbours are outside and crack up laughing!!! and rush inside obviously now they think it was me, and they know DH is at work because they spoke to him as he was leaving and he said he won't be home until 8am! i think i may now hide from them until they forget what they heard lol

*lightning View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:41 PM Post #2
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When you see them next say "sorry about the porn last night, I'll remember to close the window next time".

sa5ha View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:43 PM Post #3
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How awkward!

Ker View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:43 PM Post #4
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LOL that sounds like something I'd do!

Leah Maree View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:45 PM Post #5
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QUOTE (*lightning @ 31/01/2013, 12:11 AM) When you see them next say "sorry about the porn last night, I'll remember to close the window next time". hahaha! i just spat juice all over myself! i'm waiting now to see how long it takes to get back to DH That i am having an affair or something lol

fizzy19 View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:46 PM Post #6
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Ker View Member Profile	30/01/2013, 11:49 PM Post #7
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They probably think you were having a fun evening with the vibrator.

Leah Maree View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 12:00 AM Post #8
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QUOTE (Ker @ 31/01/2013, 12:19 AM) They probably think you were having a fun evening with the vibrator. oh god ! i don't know if them thinking that is better or wore then if they think i am having an affair! lol

trishalishous View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 12:06 AM Post #9
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we used to live in apartments, and the woman upstairs was having an affair. her DH would go to work, someone would buzz up into the building, loud sex, complete with bed bouncing.

Leah Maree View Member Profile	31/01/2013, 12:14 AM Post #10
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did you bang on the ceiling with a broom? i would have!

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