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post 30/01/2013, 05:35 PM
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What is a funny word your child can't pronounce properly?

I was just rolling around on the floor in stitches listening to DD trying to say "seashells".

See-sells. She-shells. Seize-ells. She-she-shees. She-sells.

I told her to say "She sells seashells by the seashore" and she rapidly fired back "Shells see see beach and the seaside!" unsure.gif laughing2.gif



Tell us your funny mispronunciations!



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tomson
post 30/01/2013, 05:38 PM
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We have hoat cangers in this house instead of coat hangers.
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post 30/01/2013, 05:38 PM
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DH cannot go to the deli and ask for rashers of bacon, he always asks for radishes of bacon.
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post 30/01/2013, 05:39 PM
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I am having a bathas

I go outside and ask her to name flowers just so I can hear her say Petunias and Geraniums. biggrin.gif
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post 30/01/2013, 05:45 PM
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"Wet" is "vet"

I find it cute as this is how my european grandma pronounces it
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post 30/01/2013, 05:45 PM
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Gralillas (gorillas) and kwalalas (koalas)
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post 30/01/2013, 05:47 PM
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We have 'hos-ta-ble' for hospital & 'Bine-knock-u-pillars' for binoculars. Too cute to correct ph34r.gif
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post 30/01/2013, 05:47 PM
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We have lello too!

Bek est- breakfast
Hos ta ble- hospital
Occasionally still cuggle

So cute original.gif
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erindiv
post 30/01/2013, 05:51 PM
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DD also pronounces 'sausage' as "sho-shij."

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Ianthe
post 30/01/2013, 05:52 PM
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My Max who is now 10 used to say

champoline for trampoline
shark teeth for sharp teeth
hoss crott buns instead of hot cross buns
callapitter instead of caterpillar

Oscar said beb ast for breakfast and refers to McDonalds as Black Donalds and Hungry Jacks as 19 Jacks
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