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post 26/12/2012, 03:16 PM
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Does anyone else get angry when their SO does disgusting farts in communal living areas, such that you cannot approach them without feeling you have the taste of human sh*t in your mouth?

DP thinks its hilarious, and is a little baffled about me hurling the child at him and hiding in the spare room.

Jerk.
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post 26/12/2012, 03:29 PM
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i get more than angry! DH gets whatever objects are within reaching distance thrown at him along with a tirade of abuse!!!!!!!

why are men so feral??!?!
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post 26/12/2012, 03:34 PM
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Something about leaving their scent...very primal if you ask me....women don't feel the need to do it! It's disgusting.....already my oldest son has got the whole "pull my finger" gags going......and I am out numbered in this house....sigh...
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post 26/12/2012, 03:37 PM
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My two yo dd thinks its hilarious to ambush people with farts. I have no idea where she got that from as dh doesn't do that sort of thing.
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post 26/12/2012, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE (Unatheowl @ 26/12/2012, 04:37 PM) *
My two yo dd thinks its hilarious to ambush people with farts. I have no idea where she got that from as dh doesn't do that sort of thing.

Ah....there goes my theory then lol! There obviously is a school of thought that farts are hilarious....I mean Benny hill is (was? Is he still alive?) a rich man on the strength of all his flatulence hilarity !
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post 26/12/2012, 03:44 PM
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Urgh I fear I will be outnumbered soon by territory marking males, DS already worships DP and he can do no wrong in his eyes.

My eyes, on the other hand, are watering...
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post 26/12/2012, 03:44 PM
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DH actually drove the kids and I out of the house this morning, he dropped such a foul odour.

Even DS who was sitting a good 20 feet away was grossed out. sick.gif
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post 26/12/2012, 03:47 PM
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My 2.5 year old has the pull-the-finger jokes already
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post 26/12/2012, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (Lucretia Borgia @ 26/12/2012, 04:40 PM) *
Ah....there goes my theory then lol! There obviously is a school of thought that farts are hilarious....I mean Benny hill is (was? Is he still alive?) a rich man on the strength of all his flatulence hilarity !


I think there is an inherent funniness. You can unlearn this funniness, as pooks is doing right now. Innocent dd has not experienced the sort of fart described in the op so it's all giggles ATM.
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post 26/12/2012, 03:48 PM
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haha one of my friends calls it the "fart and dart" when someone does a really SBD fart but then runs away....
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