[erindiv]

As per the title.

DBF talks in his sleep and sometimes has me in hysterical giggles with the things he says. A while ago he was furiously swearing about "Those effing ducks!" and just tonight he was muttering something about New England.

Apparently once in my sleep I announced "No. A__ [pet whippet] has the tray. It's on her head."



Need a good giggle at the moment.

[Bek&H]

an ex boyfriend - "why do you keep stealing my transformers?"

[mibi]

DH often sleeptalks when I get into bed - I must disturb him. He has said to me in the past "Can I help you Ma'am?"..."well of course you can!!!!" I eagerly respond...........

only to realise he was sleeptalking and dreaming about work - he works in retail

[lilmissmars]

My ex husband one sat up in his sleep and put his hand facing up on my side and muttered "my hand is an ash tray"
When I questioned him he just just kept insisting "My hand is an ash tray!" Then lay back down and started snoring lol

He had no recollection of it at all!

This post has been edited by lilmissmars: 20/12/2012, 11:14 PM

[MiSS_E]

DH once said, "get out, there's an elephant in the tub"....I teased him about it for ages.

Another time he rabbited on about sausage rolls for a good couple of minutes.

And some years ago, he used to cut lawns and do landscaping, for 13 hours a day. One night, he was in bed asleep, moving his arms around like he was using a snipper lol.

[erindiv]

I love to lead a sleep talker along, try to keep the conversation going and make them say random stuff. I love getting the chance to do this.

[Glorious]

I'm buying a ute!"haha, DP only sleep talks every so often but I will always remember this from the early days, he is yet to purchase this style of vehicle .

For me, it was " That's not the Domino theory! its when smaller countries succumb to the influence and pull of a neighboring communist regime" 12 year old me at a sleep over, I still suffer that one haha couldn't have told you that at any other time, we were studying something slightly related, but weird eh.

[erindiv]

DH once said, "get out, there's an elephant in the tub"....I teased him about it for ages.

Absolute gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Justaduck]

I record conversations I have with DP in his sleep from time to time. They are quite amusing
DP: "I need to go to Banana Face"
"A sandwich shop"

Must say however that I am one to act out my dreams, will be swatting spiders that are descending from the ceiling, tried to climb out a window etc

This post has been edited by broncosbabe: 20/12/2012, 11:34 PM

[~rollercoaster~]

DH talks in his sleep but I very rarely remember it in the morning.
One that I do remember is he was angry at me for stepping on his rivets. Apparently he had been putting rivets in the stairs at work and I stepped on one. Whoops

When I was a kid staying at my Auntie's for the holidays my Grandma and I shared a bed. In the night I asked her to get the sheep down out of the tree.