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Christmas Ode to the Snark

BadCat View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 03:33 PM Post #1
Posts: 13,879 Joined: 8-December 08
Shape-shifting Reptilian Overlord
Twas the week before Christmas And all across General The knives were out Could we all be premenstrual? Our periods aligned For pre-Christmas with cheer In the hope that the chocolate Soon would be here Bring chocolate, bring wine Bring it all on the run We’ll all feel just fine Then we’ll start having fun No bickering, no b**ching No smugness, no snark It’ll be just like Christmas A walk in the park And then when we’re all As drunk as can be The mods will be amazed By a quiet EB

MrsDamonSalvator... MrsDamonSalvatore View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 03:51 PM Post #2
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haha very clever have i missed the happenings on the general board today? damn having to go to work :-/

Pixar View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 04:43 PM Post #3
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absolutely brilliant!

Lucretia Borgia View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 04:45 PM Post #4
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That's very clever! And for the record.....yes I am.....

JustBeige View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 05:02 PM Post #5
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Well done

Spikey View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 05:32 PM Post #6
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Train your dog, it's worth it!
Love it! There is definitely a case of snark doing the rounds here.

FlimsyButFun View Member Profile	16/12/2012, 08:13 PM Post #7
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When I'm not posting, I'm PINNING!
Hehehehe!

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