5,060 online now
238,478 members
Newsletters
Log in or Join now

Fairfax Digital

Essential Baby > General > Miscellaneous

Navigation

Welcome Guest
( Log In | Register )

Quick links

Help

Forum links

Blogs

Today's active topics

Newsletter Subscriptions

Rules

3 Pages

1 2 3 >

School report ROFL

BadCat View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 02:39 PM Post #1
Posts: 13,854 Joined: 8-December 08
Shape-shifting Reptilian Overlord
DS just brought home his report. Apparently he is a valued member of the school AFL team. He doesn't play AFL. At all. Still, probably no worse than the one he brought home saying that James could do this and that in Maths. My son's name is NOT James. This post has been edited by BadCat: 07/12/2012, 02:40 PM

JRA View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 02:41 PM Post #2
Posts: 41,645 Joined: 18-September 02 From: Victoria
++
Ooops DS get's his today too, it will be interesting.

Jemstar View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 02:42 PM Post #3
Posts: 13,679 Joined: 30-November 01
...
Hmmm... Proof reading and editing seems to be overlooked as part of the writing process at that school!

eyesabove View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 02:47 PM Post #4
Posts: 1,336 Joined: 30-July 10
Advanced Member
copy and paste = teacher's way of keeping their 12 weeks of holidays free and easy

Livsh View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 02:57 PM Post #5
Posts: 1,916 Joined: 27-July 10
Advanced Member
Ah, you must have supreme confidence in this school...it is the actual school your son goes to right?

ednaboo View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 04:08 PM Post #6
Posts: 6,408 Joined: 31-July 04
+
You are obviously not in Victoria then! That's more than we can expect!

Lucretia Borgia View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 04:09 PM Post #7
Posts: 3,133 Joined: 20-August 11
Advanced Member
Too funny! I hope they didn't criticise his attention to detail.....

la di dah View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 04:11 PM Post #8
Posts: 16,524 Joined: 3-January 11
++
I got a report and a certificate as a kid made out to Georgiana. Which is awesome, but my name is completely different, doesn't even start with a G. The certificate made me really mad, they wouldn't give me a new one.

hayleymumof3 View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 04:19 PM Post #9
Posts: 7,242 Joined: 27-June 06
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reminds me of my year 12 report that said that I was an active participant of the school swimming comp and the athletics comp I took the swimming comp off to go shopping with mum for my 18th birthday party supplies and just didn't go to the Athletics one.

JRA View Member Profile	07/12/2012, 04:22 PM Post #10
Posts: 41,645 Joined: 18-September 02 From: Victoria
++
I must admit having just got DS's report, I am not convinced it was his. Very happy mum!!

« Next Oldest · Miscellaneous · Next Newest »

3 Pages

1 2 3 >

1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)

0 Members:

Display Mode: Standard · Switch to: Linear+ · Switch to: Outline

Track this topic · Email this topic · Print this topic · Subscribe to this forum

The accidental attachment parent

"Attachment parenting has set me up for ... well, I'm not going to say failure, but for a very difficult time," says one mum.

Baby love is worth the expense

Amidst all the arguing over which paid parental leave scheme is best for parents, is anyone talking about what's best for babies?

Immunisation, fever and pain relief

Find out the benefits and risks involved with protecting your child from harmful diseases.

Thank You Mum

Send your mum a personalised eCard this Mother?s Day to show her you are thankful and to help us remember the women who face motherhood in situations of great adversity.

Free: 'The First Year' ebook

Check out our new interactive ebook, part of the brand new SMH Shortbooks series, for free!

One mum's 'biggest mistake' offers lesson for all

A mother sparked conversations around the world when she declared, in a national newspaper, that she wished she'd never had her two children. But her story can teach us a valuable lesson on parenthood.

Ask an expert: My child is suddenly resisting toilet training

My child is resisting the toilet training process. We got off to a good start, but now she?s refusing to use the toilet. What can we do now?

Johnson's Baby 'how to' videos

We've learned a lot since we launched our first JOHNSON'S� baby powder way back in 1894, so we've put together this collection of 'how to' videos to get you started on your exciting journey.

New dads are sexy and they know it

While most women wouldn?t associate being a new parent with feeling more attractive, it seems men see it differently: they think they?re better looking than before they were dads.