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> Where are the trolls?, Send in the trolls...
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Becky Thatcher
post 09/11/2012, 09:39 PM
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Is it my imagination or has there been a dearth of trolls lately?

I'm on troll-patrol tonight.

Send in a penniless 15/16 YO TTC STAT to amuse me.

Thanks
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sa5ha
post 09/11/2012, 09:42 PM
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Guess people haven't been feeding them enough...

Bit disappointing really... I often find their attempts at creative and convincing writing to be a good laugh.
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post 09/11/2012, 09:42 PM
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I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning too
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Is it my imagination or has there been a dearth of trolls lately?

I'm on troll-patrol tonight.

Send in a penniless 15/16 YO TTC STAT to amuse me.

Thanks


Indeed it is quiet... sad.gif
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mum2jp
post 09/11/2012, 09:46 PM
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I am going to ask a stupid question.

Can you explain to me exactly what a troll is, i have seen a few threads were people have called troll but didn't really get it. Is it someone who's story/ post you think is made up? Thats what i assumed but not sure i was right.
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mum2jp
post 09/11/2012, 09:48 PM
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* Double post because my computer froze.

This post has been edited by mum2jp: 09/11/2012, 09:49 PM
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Becky Thatcher
post 09/11/2012, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE (mum2jp @ 09/11/2012, 10:46 PM) *
I am going to ask a stupid question.

Can you explain to me exactly what a troll is, i have seen a few threads were people have called troll but didn't really get it. Is it someone who's story/ post you think is made up? Thats what i assumed but not sure i was right.



You are right mum2jp.

The secret to troll busting though, is not to call troll too early, let them hang themselves. No premature troll-joculation.
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Dinosaurus
post 09/11/2012, 09:52 PM
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The trolls all got shamed by SBS and realized they could get heaps more attention on twitter wink.gif

In the meantime I have a cold, pretty mild, yet have thrown up my lunch 3 days in a row but no other meals. Why is that do you think?
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squeekums
post 09/11/2012, 09:54 PM
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Wheres my coffee?
Its the calm before the storm.
Not long until school holidays
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post 09/11/2012, 09:55 PM
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My 3 wk old jst had his circumcision n he wont stop cryin hiz really annoying.I have no help coz I tricked me x into havin d bby by pricking holez in d condomz, i reali wanted a bby OK!. Ds is such a bad baby he stil haznt learned 2 self sooth bk 2 sleep. wats rong with him? Im soooo tired & tempen 2 top it off i gt a fine frm d coppers coz ds was fwrd facin in d car. He haz grate head n neck control grrrrr sh1t day!
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post 09/11/2012, 09:57 PM
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I've noticed that too. I was a member under a different username back in 2006-2010 (problems with my account when I came back recently and had to reregister) Trolls were a common occurrence and quite entertaining!
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