[vitaechel]

For a while DS would run around the back yard screaming "Mummy! C*ck C*ck!"... he was referring to the Cockatoos.

Tonight he kept telling me to "Jower" and pushing me out the door. DH finally worked out that he meant Shower.

[_Alana_]

My son says yawning just like Horney - he also like to announce everytime 'oh I'm just horney' after each yawn or that 'that man is Horney' at the shops lol !

[babybeli]

My 7 year old DD has apparently flow with blue virgin. I have tried correcting her but it just goes back to blue virgin the next time she talks about it. Tonight on TV they had the bit about a Qantas plane with a blown engine. She promptly told me that she does not want to be a pilot when she grows up because the other pilot might be an idiot and crash the plane. However its OK to fly with blue virgin because they are much smarter.

My kids also dont vomit they vominate. Thanks Arnie.

[roses7]

DD used to call smarties "farties" which was hilarious in the supermarket when we went down the confectionary aisle!

DS couldn't manage "truck" and used to say f instead of the tr. He yelled it out every time a truck drove past

My family still tells the story of me coming home from school as a 5 yr old and announcing that my best friend was going on holidays to Surferdise Paris.

[justasking]

Despite repeated corrections, my almost four-year-old says "Eeee-Chugga" instead of "each other".

[lovealpacas]

Cuggles- cuddles
Ellsbeth- Elizabeth (her name)
Ello- yellow
Owange- orange
Mao- meow, all cats were called maos for awhile
Grey- gay. This is her fave saying at the moment- daddy's gay car. Incidentally it's a roughed up very tough looking grey 4wd Hilux ute.
Pupple- purple
Toot- hoot

She knows the names and sounds of all farm animals, however she still insists on calling all sheep baas.

This post has been edited by lovealpacas: 21/04/2012, 10:08 PM

[justasking]

"gooselumps" instead of "goosebumps"

"Maldation" instead of "dalmation"

[doctorseuss]

Cu-bum-bum for cucumber.
Shou-shou instead of shower
Bin instead of finished.
Bum instead of come

All by DD1 was a 2 year old. DD2 is much more articulate so we dont get such gems.

[Chickie-Babe]

Eye Tacts for my contacts (makes senses really, lol) from my 3yo.

[Lainskii]

My dd (22 months) says what sounds like 'tittys' for 'TV' it cracks us up every time.