[Chickie-Babe]

I remember from my last pg a thread which was all about mummy moments and results of pg brain. It made me laugh my butt off, can you help me have a laugh now?
It contained things like -
Yelling at DH/DD/DS for loosing keys, only to find them in the freezer - where else would they be?
Wondering why underwear felt uncomfortable, only to find when went to toilet that the reason was that it was a g-string (the skinny ones) and it was on back-to-front.

Help me laugh, please?

[Road_to_somewher...]

I don't know if this could be counted as a mummy moment, as my cousin is almost 7, but his mum sent us a christmas present, and managed to send her car keys interstate!

[nv-b]

I went to the shops the other day and had to buy some hair mousse. I saw my usual Pantene and there was a sign underneath it saying two for $8. Lifted the sign and there was the usual price underneath. Bargain I thought and grabbed two. Went home and for some reason I looked at the docket and told my husband they charged me full price so I rang and the girl said to just come in. Went in two days later and went to the counter. The same girl i spoke to on the phone went to have a look and was taking ages. She came back and said she couldn't see where it was on special. I told her it was definitely on special otherwise i wouldn't have bought two. She got the manager who then said we haven't had Pantene on special for at least over a month but refunded me for one of the bottles. Well i had to go in and get something and thought, I am going to have a look because it was definitely there. Well it was but not for Pantene. I didn't bother to look that the sign said Sunsilk. I was too embarassed to say anything and just walked out.

[amber84]

LOL I have had many Pregnancy brain days, but I think the one that takes the cake would have to be today, I was signing a bond loan application form this afternoon, Both myself and my DF had to sign it, and was told where each of us were to sign, well who was the smart little chicken who signed both spots with her own signiture and handed it back lol.... MY OH MY did I look the fool.

Oh and yesterday my DF asked me where the ice cream was i baught while shopping and had just packed away was... I told him in the freezer where it should be of course, went to look and it wasn't there!!!! Found it it in the cupboard

I will be sure to come back in a day or 2 with another one for you , I don't remember it being this bad with my first lol

[~MinnyMoo~]

The phone always ends up in the freezer They don't like it very much when they are left in over night

Today I had to write my date of birth on some hospital papers and I couldn't remember when my birthday was

[lululamby]

This thread is a good idea.

DH usually drives to the OB appointment, last Friday I say ill drive, in the car and we're on our way when I go in completly the opposite direction. DH didn't stop me as he wanted to know where we were going to end up.

Couldn't remember my surname.

Tell him i want to eat the cat's casserole as it smelt good.

Locked us out of the house as i pulled the doior shut when we went out the front to cut the electricity.

Im sure ill be back later with more.

[*-*MarTiaN*-*]

ROFL I've had a good laugh already.
I can't remember much from my previous pregnancies, but just a few days ago I made myself a glass of milk and was in a rush to put it away. I went to put it on the shelf but it wouldn't fit and without looking I kept trying to push it in and finally I turned back to look at it (I was wanting to walk away the moment it was put away) I realized why it wouldn't fit... I was trying to put it in the pantry in a very small shelf!

lululamby How far out of the way did you end up?

[idunno]

Yikes - just had the neighbour ring our doorbell to tell me I'd left the car door open all day My bag, wallet, phone, mp3 player and all were just sitting there. So glad I live in a quiet neighbourhood where nothing ever happens!

[blondegirl again]

You mean like the day when I was pregnant with DD1 and I forgot that I had a big belly out in front of me and got stuck between the rear vision mirror and the petrol pump?? I'd instinctively turned sideways to squeeze through the small gap and lets just say it wasn't a good idea.

Amused the hell out of everyone else in the servo though.

I wonder what I'll do this time around??

[amberlee]

Last week I couldn't for the life of me remember my internet banking passwords- I tried every possible combination. Ended up phoning the bank to have the reset!