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archy's mehi... archy's mehitabel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 02:58 PM Post #21
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QUOTE (BobTheKelpie @ 13/04/2012, 03:45 PM) I've had a few moments of DD5 singing along with Abba "Gimme, gimme gimme a man after midnight" I go feral at DH when it happens because it's All His Fault.... As well you should. Exposing an unformed innocent child to Abba!

Fluster View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 03:05 PM Post #22
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QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" ahahahahahahha! I thought a ten year old belting out 'I'm sexy and I know it!' was bad!

niknok View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 03:39 PM Post #23
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QUOTE (Fluster @ 13/04/2012, 04:05 PM) ahahahahahahha! I thought a ten year old belting out 'I'm sexy and I know it!' was bad! its worse when your DD4 sings 'im sexy and I know it' everywhere

MoonPie View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 03:49 PM Post #24
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QUOTE (niknok @ 13/04/2012, 01:39 PM) its worse when your DD4 sings 'im sexy and I know it' everywhere And then proceeds to wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah?

alaksuleiel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:21 PM Post #25
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My kids listen to metal. Even if the lyrics are bad, you can't tell 99% of the time This post has been edited by alaksuleiel: 13/04/2012, 04:21 PM

countrymel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:31 PM Post #26
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In 1979 friend of mine was on a family holiday when her older (teenage) sisters spotted Rod Stewart sunning himself beside the pool in a tiny wee pair of leopard print bathers... After much prompting they sent her (small and cute 5 year old see?) over to ask him for an autograph.... Noooooo.. bad call She decided to subject him to a full hip wiggling rendition of "If ya want my body and do you think I'm sexy...." etc etc..

creepersgonnacre... creepersgonnacreep View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:36 PM Post #27
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QUOTE (Rebothy @ 13/04/2012, 10:48 AM) 5yo DD sings about "passionfruit in her pants" I cant tell if that's better or worse Yeah even Noah my shyest child stood on the loo seat the other day after his shower "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah" holding his backside... oh my countrymel

SusieGreen View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 04:49 PM Post #28
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QUOTE (Soccer Mum @ 13/04/2012, 12:42 PM) LOL at this thread. My friend's 8yo was singing Lady Gaga,... something about a disco stick. My 5 year old was singing this just this morning as my 16yr old was brushing her hair. The teen was lLooking at me with a mix of horror and laughter as miss 5 sang "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

amoral lemur View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:05 PM Post #29
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Mine like to sing "The only thing that looks good on me is you". My 6 year old said "Mum it's about fashion !" Well it does mention Armani suits so I guess technically that's correct.....

archy's mehi... archy's mehitabel View Member Profile	13/04/2012, 05:25 PM Post #30
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QUOTE (alaksuleiel @ 13/04/2012, 05:21 PM) My kids listen to metal. Even if the lyrics are bad, you can't tell 99% of the time So do mine, but they know the lyrics, and sing them, too. Doesn't matter so much now they're teen, but DS1 was a Linkin Park fan at age 6 Not that Linkin Park's language is anything by comparison to many metal bands. QUOTE (countrymel @ 13/04/2012, 05:31 PM) In 1979 friend of mine was on a family holiday when her older (teenage) sisters spotted Rod Stewart sunning himself beside the pool in a tiny wee pair of leopard print bathers... After much prompting they sent her (small and cute 5 year old see?) over to ask him for an autograph.... Noooooo.. bad call She decided to subject him to a full hip wiggling rendition of "If ya want my body and do you think I'm sexy...." etc etc.. Did she get the autograph?

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