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RaggedyAnne
post 13/04/2012, 09:59 PM
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FFS, people, it's not like Brian's a CAMEL. Now, there would be a problem.
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post 13/04/2012, 10:02 PM
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Have been LMAO all day.

Its the B & Gs wedding, they get to decided who comes as unfair as it seems to you. Your Aplaca is not the center of the universe you know. Maybe they dont want an Alpaca sticking its neck in and ruining all the photos.

BF Alpacas should always be an exception!!!!
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post 13/04/2012, 10:04 PM
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FFS, people, it's not like Brian's a CAMEL. Now, there would be a problem.


Oh I can see the issue. If Brian was a camel, I hope there wouldnt be too much cameltoe on show. Nothing like a wedding guest with too much cameltoe on show to cause a stir.
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squeekums
post 13/04/2012, 10:08 PM
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FFS, people, it's not like Brian's a CAMEL. Now, there would be a problem.



but a camel stores water, eliminating the need for BF and the terrible offending boob slip that may occur
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soontobegran
post 13/04/2012, 10:10 PM
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That's just not on!
A well positioned Jumping Castle would have kept Brian out of the bride's hair all day!
Her loss!
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mummyofour
post 13/04/2012, 10:10 PM
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Perhaps the bride is worried that Brian won't have an appropriately soshal party dress and will attempt to wear a shopping dress to the wedding. No Bride wants the tone of her wedding lower. But would it kill her to ask you ?!?!?! For all she knows, Brian has a super dooper flouncing soshal dress he is dying to wear to a wedding....

*goes off to huff on OPs behalf about self-absorbed brides who can't think outside the box zoo*
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*LucyE*
post 13/04/2012, 10:21 PM
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Okay, it's time to pass the hat around for donations to Help Brian Attend The Wedding Fund. Maybe we will make it specific gift vouchers so we can all dictate exactly how it is to be spent so none of it ends up in the wishing well.
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post 13/04/2012, 10:24 PM
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All Mustelidae wrangled. Except badgers. Drama llamas by appt.
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post 13/04/2012, 10:25 PM
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I'm sorry if I've missed it, but is Brian toilet trained? Is that the problem?
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amoral lemur
post 13/04/2012, 10:33 PM
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OP you need to think of your cholesterol ! Kick them to the kerb. They are so not worth it. Be the bigger person, hold your head as high as an alpaca and walk away.

Take Brian for a walk instead. I am sure he will enjoy some quality time with you.
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