Need to vent

I know how to do my job – I’ve been doing it for 5+ years – I know how to do it!!! Don’t tell me how to do it and what I should be doing especially when you don’t work in the office with me and have no idea what happens here.

Why does every second joke have to be a pregnant joke?? Someone is cranky, they must be pregnant! Someone is upset, they must be pregnant! Someone is annoyed, they must be pregnant!
FFS, enough with the ‘you must be pregnant’ statements/jokes. Why don’t you all just rub it in my face some more.

Nothing has happened at the house and the builder is telling me things have happened when they haven’t. They are either telling me what I want to hear or they have no F’ing idea what is going on. We went and checked last night after getting told our alfresco had been paved – it shouldn’t be – and nothing has happened and the paver hasn’t turned up at all, he is 2 weeks overdue now.

I want to scream.
Instead I am going to punish my body with a cheese sausage, hot chips and a coke.

I'm having a bad day, that is all.
TGIF