Jump to content

The Last Thing You Said Out Loud #46


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
172 replies to this topic

#1 ~Mintie~

Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:23 AM

"Tilly, NO!"


Tilly's the dog..

#2 HRH Countrymel

Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:28 AM

"Just give me a carb suggestion...."

Said in slightly desperate voice as DP is reversing down the driveway.... I'm having a distinct lack of motivation in menu ideas.... If DP gives me something/anything to work on in the morning I find it much easier.

All I got from him today was "not chicken". Yeah, that narrows it down!

#3 missy78

Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:29 AM

"just ducking out to the loo"

#4 GreenEgg

Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:36 AM

"Oh those silly bananas...."

But I'm about to go in and say "Owen please just go to sleep....."

ETA next thing I ended up saying was "don't put your food on your feet"

Edited by pigeonpairsmum, 20 June 2012 - 09:42 AM.


#5 bubzillaiscoming

Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:37 AM

DH on the phone asking me to look for a document "the size of your hand"

Me on finding doc: That is not the size of my hand, that is the size of my butt - it's huge!!

DH: Ummmm wtf??

Me: embarrassed silence.

#6 Halcyon~

Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:22 AM

'Let me have a look.  It's alright now'

Me replaying to DD telling me she hurt her tooth eating breaky

#7 happygurl06

Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:30 AM

Honey or Vegemite? Ok, here you go.

#8 .MrsM.

Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:30 AM

'all gone'

to the 2 dogs scabbing for my toast crusts

#9 ali27

Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:36 AM

I stink

- my leg is in plaster

#10 Halcyon~

Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:20 PM

'Give it to the dog'

Kids whining about not liking the cake :s

#11 Bigfatbum

Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:31 PM

The long version of ffs…


Looking out the back at the bag of cement powder the boys had managed to get into…

#12 ali27

Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:32 PM

where are my glasses?

#13 wilding

Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:00 PM

Woot Woot, Alf will be made into a movie.

(to the 11 year old).

#14 AnnBB

Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:07 PM

"Look at that snot".
What has my life become?

#15 Jen1

Posted 17 August 2012 - 08:38 PM

I love you.

#16 Travellite

Posted 17 August 2012 - 08:57 PM

Go to sleep!

#17 Rainbow Brite

Posted 17 August 2012 - 08:59 PM

He has terrible hair

#18 Georgette47

Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:07 PM

Bertocchi, Bertocchi, they're always going on about Bertocchi.

On roadtrip, to DP, about his choice in radio station.

#19 Peppy2

Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:18 PM

No joke - I just told my husband how much I love our life.

I should say more things like that in case I come across threads like this!

#20 MrsDamonSalvatore

Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:43 PM

stop putting your drool covered fingers up my nose!!

to my 6 month old who finds grabbing faces amusing

#21 Leslie Knope

Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:50 PM

Goodnight!
To my DH as he went off to bed.

#22 irises

Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:55 PM

"You'll damage his head!!"
To DP jiggling the baby trying to get him to calm down and go to sleep wink.gif

#23 A.K.A

Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:02 PM

You rang?

#24 *maddierose*

Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:03 PM

"I think you should" to my husband saying "he might go to the dr tomorrow".

#25 Jessley2

Posted 18 August 2012 - 12:57 AM

You can't have three green ones in a row.




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users

 

5 workplace lessons for new parents

Take heart in these principles that will transfer seamlessly from the workplace into your new life as a parent.

Review: The Volvo 2015 XC90 SUV has all the safety features your family needs

The new Volvo XC90 SUV's focus on keeping you safe does not come at the expense of comfort in the XC90.

Kim Kardashian reveals she may have hysterectomy

Kim Kardashian has revealed complications during pregnancy means she might have to have a hysterectomy after the birth of her second child.

Why late night snacks wreak havoc on weight loss

 Loath as you may be to admit it, chances are that at some point you have found yourself in the kitchen late at night, devouring food.

Toddler twins pretend to be asleep to fool mum

They say twins have a unique connection. If this cute clip is anything to go by, these toddler sisters like to use their special bond to try to fool their mother.

Dads who do their share have more sex: study

For women trying to encourage their partners to take more interest in fatherhood, it could be the ultimate incentive.

Think you might have IBS, coeliac disease or Crohn's? Here's what you need to know

Conditions affecting the gastrointestinal tract are common in modern humans, and many are on the rise - including irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and coeliac disease.

Couple poses for newborn shoot with adorable puppy

Tired of being asked about their baby-making plans, Australian couple Matt and Abby decided to give a creative answer.

Win a Mountain Buggy Swift

To celebrate Essential Baby reaching half a million Facebook fans, we have a Mountain Buggy Swift to giveaway to a lucky fan.

When your toddler disagrees

There comes a time when your child starts having different views to you. I didn't realise that time would come so soon.

The exercises you know you should be doing (but probably aren't)

I bet your to-do list today is long. But somewhere on that massive list, are you making time for your pelvic floor?

How did we have babies before apps came along?

Three months ago, my wife, Chrysta, and I were driving along Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles when she let out a harrowing cry.

This baby really loves the family cat

Some babies get excited when mum or dad come to get them from their cot after a nap.

Woman gives birth after having her own mother's uterus transplanted

In a world first, a healthy baby has been born from the same womb that nurtured his own mother.

Home brand foods contain less salt than pricier rivals

Supermarket home brand foods, long derided as cheap and inferior, contain far lower levels of salt than pricier, branded rivals, new research shows.

Early exposure to peanuts recommended for allergy prevention

A paediatricians' group is recommending that infants at high risk of peanut allergies be given foods containing peanuts before they turn one.

Nannies for hire, wherever you're flying

Ever dreaded the prospect of a long flight, dreaming about how wonderful it would be for a nanny to entertain the kids?

Is it okay to name your baby with a sense of humour?

My husband was sure that Danger was a good option for a boy. And as the pregnancy progressed, it actually started to sound really good.

So hot right now: double-barrelled baby names on the rise

It's one way to make your baby stand out from the pack – giving them not one, but two first names.

Second time around: is it really better the devil you know?

When I fell pregnant with my second child I was, naturally, very excited. Then it all started to come back to me - and I freaked.

Shopping with kids: breaking the pester-power cycle

You're out shopping with your little one and they're incessantly whining that they want a treat. It's easy to say no ... the first time, at least.

Get your FREE Baby & Toddler Show ticket!

Get your free ticket to the Sydney Essential Baby & Toddler Show for September 25-27 - register online now.

 
Advertisement
 
Advertisement
 
 
 

What's hot on EB

The worst 20 minutes of my life

Thirty seconds was all it took to turn a shopping trip into my worst nightmare.

Top baby names for England and Wales in 2014

George has overtaken William in the official rankings of most popular British baby names - and Game of Thrones is still having an impact on parents.

Baseball or baby? Dad's tough choice

What's more important, a baby or a baseball? That's a question this dad seems to struggle with.

Childbirth choices: five star or free?

It's not often you hear the words labour and luxury in the same sentence but for some, a 5-star start to parenthood is exactly what they seek. And with a number of private hospitals now offering packages which include a post-birth stay at a sumptuous first class resort, many mums are choosing to recover in style.

'Where did your boobies go, Mummy?' and other soul-destroying comments from kids

Most women carry a smidge of baby weight after giving birth. If you're lucky enough to have an older child in the house, they can keep you on track with your weight loss goals.

Do you read me, baby?

Is it too soon to be reading to my two-month-old son? If not, what should I read?

Minimising sibling rivalry when you've got a baby

Sibling rivalry is an act of competition, but if your children feel involved and special, this type of jealousy will be minimised.

Will studying on maternity leave take you away from your most important job?

I remember when I was trying to decide if I could combine motherhood and furthering my university education.

Win a Pacapod this Father's Day

To celebrate dads and families, we are giving away a Picos Pack from Pacapod Australia filled with a few extra goodies ENTER NOW

Preschooler hit by car shortly after baby brother's death

A mother has had a frantic race to the hospital after her daughter was hit by a car, just four weeks after her infant son died.

Gay couple and Thai surrogate in custody tug-of-war

A six-month-old baby girl is trapped in the Thai capital in a bitter custody wrangle between her Thai surrogate mother and her biological father.

Couple denied IVF over parenting concerns

A mother of six has been denied access to IVF treatment in order to have another child over concerns about her parenting skills.

The book that promises to put your children to sleep

Exhausted parents from around the world are singing the praises of a "miracle" book which promises to put even the most restless child to sleep in just minutes.

5 things every parent who feels guilty needs to know

Parenthood can make you feel bad, but you're not alone.

Royals criticise 'dangerous' attempts to photograph Prince George

The British royal family criticized paparazzi on Friday for what it called their increasingly dangerous attempts to photograph young Prince George.

'No jab, no play' rule to cover Victorian kindergartens and childcare centres

"Anti-vaxxers" face not being able to send their children to childcare centres or kindergarten if they refuse to have them immunised.

15,000 birthing kits on their way to developing countries

Giving birth in a hospital surrounded by medical experts is tough enough, but some women deliver babies without a clean sheet to lie on.

Photo of premmie 'too graphic', fundraising site says

When their son Jacob was born at just 27 weeks, Christina and Jeff Hinks were thrown into an uncertain world.

The latest Bugaboo collections: cool chevron and runner prams

Bugaboo sure likes to keep things fresh, and with the Australian spring/summer season coming up, there are two new Bugaboo pram releases.

Making room for two in the bed

Mum's room or their own room? Cot or bassinets? Deciding where twins will sleep can be tricky.

 

FREE TICKET

See Hi-5 LIVE in Sydney!

Get your free ticket to The Essential Baby & Toddler Show and save $20 - register online now!

 
Advertisement
 
 
Essential Baby and Essential Kids is the place to find parenting information and parenting support relating to conception, pregnancy, birth, babies, toddlers, kids, maternity, family budgeting, family travel, nutrition and wellbeing, family entertainment, kids entertainment, tips for the family home, child-friendly recipes and parenting. Try our pregnancy due date calculator to determine your due date, or our ovulation calculator to predict ovulation and your fertile period. Our pregnancy week by week guide shows your baby's stages of development. Access our very active mum's discussion groups in the Essential Baby forums or the Essential Kids forums to talk to mums about conception, pregnancy, birth, babies, toddlers, kids and parenting lifestyle. Essential Baby also offers a baby names database of more than 22,000 baby names, popular baby names, boys' names, girls' names and baby names advice in our baby names forum. Essential Kids features a range of free printable worksheets for kids from preschool years through to primary school years. For the latest baby clothes, maternity clothes, maternity accessories, toddler products, kids toys and kids clothing, breastfeeding and other parenting resources, check out Essential Baby and Essential Kids.