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The Last Thing You Said Out Loud #46
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:28 AM
"Just give me a carb suggestion...."
Said in slightly desperate voice as DP is reversing down the driveway.... I'm having a distinct lack of motivation in menu ideas.... If DP gives me something/anything to work on in the morning I find it much easier.
All I got from him today was "not chicken". Yeah, that narrows it down!
Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:36 AM
"Oh those silly bananas...."
But I'm about to go in and say "Owen please just go to sleep....."
ETA next thing I ended up saying was "don't put your food on your feet"
Edited by pigeonpairsmum, 20 June 2012 - 09:42 AM.
Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:37 AM
DH on the phone asking me to look for a document "the size of your hand"
Me on finding doc: That is not the size of my hand, that is the size of my butt - it's huge!!
DH: Ummmm wtf??
Me: embarrassed silence.
Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:22 AM
'Let me have a look. It's alright now'
Me replaying to DD telling me she hurt her tooth eating breaky
Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:20 PM
'Give it to the dog'
Kids whining about not liking the cake :s
Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:31 PM
The long version of ffs…
Looking out the back at the bag of cement powder the boys had managed to get into…
Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:00 PM
Woot Woot, Alf will be made into a movie.
(to the 11 year old).
Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:07 PM
Bertocchi, Bertocchi, they're always going on about Bertocchi.
On roadtrip, to DP, about his choice in radio station.
Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:18 PM
No joke - I just told my husband how much I love our life.
I should say more things like that in case I come across threads like this!
Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:43 PM
stop putting your drool covered fingers up my nose!!
to my 6 month old who finds grabbing faces amusing
Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:55 PM
"You'll damage his head!!"
To DP jiggling the baby trying to get him to calm down and go to sleep
Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:03 PM
"I think you should" to my husband saying "he might go to the dr tomorrow".
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