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#1 IShallWearMidnight

Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

throw a tantrum
be dirty/messy in public
cry in the shop because I wont let them eat the icecream
run off in public
be rough with other kids
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oh the naivete of my childless former self.
what did you swear would never happen?

#2 GenWhy

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

I never needed to child proof my home because obviously MY children weren't going to touch anything. I would tell them no and they would listen. I now have a padlocked pantry and fridge and magna locks on all cupboards. Go figure

#3 eachschoolholidays

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

Have a grotty nose

#4 ~iMum~

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:03 PM

My children will never:
- be babysat by the tv
- will not fight with each other
- will do a sport activity, an art activity, swimming, and learn another language before starting school, all at the same time, and I will sacrifice my life to be their taxi

#5 Jane Jetson

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:04 PM

Own a Barbie  ph34r.gif

I am a bad feminist mummy.

#6 FeralMinx

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:05 PM

My niece is like that.  I have 2 SN kids (with behavioural stuff/adhd/LD) and her partners brother is SN (violent behavioural issues/Autism) and she things *her* kids wont be like ours because 1) they will be hers therefore 'perfect' and 2) she wont let them get 'away' with it  laugh.gif .  I hope she is right of course but she has some dodgy genetic 'stock' to overcome and I don't like her chances.

Edited by HillmanMinx, 25 April 2012 - 08:06 PM.

#7 erindiv

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:05 PM

I maintain that DD will never like Bratz.
Or Dora.

God, how I hate Dora.

(I did once say she would never be allowed to like the Wiggles, but she adores them, and I do now too because they keep her quiet Tounge1.gif)

#8 Mrs Dinosaurus

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:10 PM

Oh how naive my former childless self was - it's just a sliding scale in standards now until I give up completely and let them dress like mickey mouse and eat chips for breakfast.

I do strongly remember repeatedly thinking how my children would never throw a tantru, though laughing2.gif oh if only!

#9 Mel.Bell

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:20 PM

My children aren't allowed to grow up. I love my 2 year old the way she is & my newborn is already 5 months old which makes it harder to call her my newborn cry1.gif I guess I'll just have to have more babies wub.gif

#10 Peevish

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:21 PM

QUOTE (nlman @ 25/04/2012, 06:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have a grotty nose


And I also remember thinking somewhat smugly that I would never use the TV as a form of baby sitting.

#11 Feral Fennel Salad

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:34 PM

Eat maccas and KFC

So far, so good!

(my mum reckons I'm gonna eat my words. All of them)

#12 SMforshort

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:44 PM

I will never have a dvd player in the car................

(I'm thinking about buying a dvd about the Australian landscape - surely that's what any caring parent would do)


#13 censura carnero

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:44 PM

Use a dummy.  

First day at home from the hospital. I sent DH out to get one.  Baby didn't want it but it was amazing how quickly I was ok with that.

Pretty much everything else I have maintained.  Except for the fact I thought I'd be much calmer and a more amazing mother than I am.  However, I've done my best to be the best mum I can be.  Not the most perfect but the best I can be.

#14 erindiv

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:51 PM

That was another thing I thought about mine- that I would never expose them to drugs during labour.

Needless to say, I was high as a kite both times around Tounge1.gif

#15 ubermum

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:51 PM

....go to childcare. PMSL who was I kidding? Childcare is awesome.

#16 FeralAlpacaWarrior

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:53 PM

Watch tv- oh but thank goodness for Playschool!

Eat hot chips or chocolate- oh well, it's only every now and then

#17 bikingbubs

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE (ubermum @ 25/04/2012, 08:21 PM)
....go to childcare. PMSL who was I kidding? Childcare is awesome.

lol....this!!!! CC day tomorrow woooohooo

#18 aluminium

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:02 PM

Wear pink.
Play with Barbie.

And both my DDs wear LOADS of pink (they LOVE it) and not only do they play with Barbie but they alsoplay with Disney princess dolls too. Aye!

#19 Tea~for~two

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:05 PM

Be bottle fed
Have a dummy
Wear disposable nappies
Go to day care
Be a only child
Grow up in a single parent family
Eat commercial baby food

Actually pretty much everything I said I would never do I've done lol. I' starting to get used to it original.gif

#20 aprilrain

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:06 PM

My children will never.... have/ wear commercial products, eg Thomas, BiB - yeah, right!!

Won't watch TV

like junk food

or computer games

have a screaming, frantic unearthmotherish mother - like I have become

I love listening to those deluded first time parents to be. biggrin.gif

#21 **Xena**

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:07 PM

Use a dummy.

That was the only one I had on my list and I failed. They all were born thumb suckers and comfort suckers and I figured the dummy was easier to wean them off than their fingers. Surprisingly dummy weaning was quick and easy so I don't regret it for a second for the peace and quiet it gave me biggrin.gif

#22 Feral Madam Mim

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:07 PM

sleep in my bed (which they didn't when babies, but I allow it now when they are sick as they are older and I don't have that worry about rolling over onto them)

#23 podg

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:10 PM

Sleep in my bed
Go out with grubby faces
Wear stereotyped 'gender' colours
Be breastfed at the age they can stand up and ask for it

#24 Frockme

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:10 PM

WHINGE! I Hate whiny children oh my god the only thing that's worse is parents who allow them to get away with it.
Thank god I find it easy to tune put other peoples kids.


#25 girltribe4

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:13 PM

Going by the look on their faces some of these were what the newly pregnant couple at lunch today were thinking whilst watching my ''active'' 3.5yr old biggrin.gif

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