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Anyone in New Zealand want to be an elf?

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#1 **Xena**

Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:54 PM


Damn my shortness and unelven like features! I'd have better luck at being a hobbit  mellow.gif

ETA: Is it just me or does the mellow smiley not really look that mellow? He's more "WTF"?

Edited by **Xena**, 13 April 2012 - 03:56 PM.

#2 BadCat

Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:57 PM


If only I lived in Wellington, was 20cm taller, of *ahem* slender build, and looked like a beautiful elven type.  I'd be there with upswept ears on.

#3 NoReflection

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:24 PM

that would be epic original.gif If I were 30 centimetres taller, skinnier and pointier of face wink.gif

It would also help if I lived in Wellington I suppose hahaha

#4 ZombieFerretOfDoom

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:30 PM

Well, I'm tall, blonde and skinny (size 12) but my black sports car can't drive across the ocean.  cry1.gif

#5 HRH Countrymel

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:37 PM

Too short.
Too fat.
Wrong country.

BUT.... (and it is a big but - much like mine own)

I could save them a fortune on ears!

I actually have elf ears - and they are mine, growing out of the sides of my head... think of all the time I'd save them in make up each morning????

#6 ani1

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:40 PM

Wow that would be awsome . I am 183cm , damm shame I don't live over there sad.gif

#7 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:41 PM

I have the right face, but am lacking about a foot in height.  Woe sad.gif

also in the wrong country.  But that's just a minor detail!

#8 ally0812

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:45 PM

i'll happily be an elf if they excuse the preg belly and pay my airfares lol

#9 ShockPop

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

Bummer, Im about 30cm too short. Also in the wrong country.

#10 ThatsNotMyName

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

Yes I want to be an elf but they wouldn't have me, I'm sure they'd take me in my short scruffiness as hobbit though. Not a sexy pole dancing hobbit like Xena, just your garden variety hobbit laugh.gif

#11 **Tiger*Filly**

Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:44 PM

If Richard Armitage at 6 foot 2 can be a dwarf, then I could be an elf.

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