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#1 Mrs.Brown

Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:34 AM


So DD 6 loves Katy Perry. I dont know thatmuch of her, except for her vid of her and Elmo and the song Firework, which I thought was not too bad.

So I download her CD for DD and popped it in the cd player of the car yesterday.

DD asks for peacock to be played.

OMG parenting fail big time! The next thing I know, DD is singing along to a song I thought was about a bird, but its about some chick wanting to see whats in a blokes underwear.

OK, me thinks Miss Perry better get packed away for a little while.



#2 4ngiebella

Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:40 AM

Hehehe oh no

#3 Heffalump

Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:41 AM

PMSL roll2.gif

#4 JustBeige

Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:42 AM

Ah yes, I did that one myself.

Downloaded them, bunged them on DD's (12) ipod and then had to listen to her singing about get wasted on a friday night and not knowing who she went home with huh.gif

Came off pretty quickly.



#5 FeralSingleMum

Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:42 AM

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#6 ~**SYMONE**~

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:20 PM

I love peacock...it's one of my favourite Katy Perry songs biggrin.gif

#7 -*meh*-

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:25 PM

ROFL!!!!

yeah that one was interesting to get through the censors...

I love katy perry...

#8 PrincessPeach

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:26 PM

LOL!  Be glad it wasn't Lily Allen.

I have visions of my 8 year old niece singing "it's not fair" much to the horror of my brother & SIL!

#9 misskrm

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:34 PM

Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"  ohmy.gif

#10 -*meh*-

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:34 PM

QUOTE (PrincessPeach @ 13/04/2012, 11:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL!  Be glad it wasn't Lily Allen.

I have visions of my 8 year old niece singing "it's not fair" much to the horror of my brother & SIL!


yeah i guess lily allens song of F you is a little more obvious...

#11 NannyPlum

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:40 PM

QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"  ohmy.gif



LOL!  roll2.gif

#12 dessiesgirl

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:41 PM

QUOTE (PrincessPeach @ 13/04/2012, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL!  Be glad it wasn't Lily Allen.

I have visions of my 8 year old niece singing "it's not fair" much to the horror of my brother & SIL!



Awkward moment with DD with this one, when she asked why the girl thought it wasn't fair that the guy didn't make her scream!

#13 Cat Burglar

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:42 PM

LOL at this thread.

My friend's 8yo was singing Lady Gaga,... something about a disco stick.

#14 What'sNext??

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"  ohmy.gif


Oh no!  roll2.gif

#15 MoonPie

Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"  ohmy.gif

5yo DD sings about "passionfruit in her pants" I cant tell if that's better or worse Tounge1.gif

#16 **Xena**

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:40 PM

QUOTE
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"


Erk I had something similar happen except I was singing the song out loud whilst doing the dishes and didn't realise. DS#6 spent the next couple of days telling anyone who would listen that "Mummy has passion in her pants and she isn't afraid to show it" Damn!

#17 FeralBob!

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:45 PM

I've had a few moments of DD5 singing along with Abba "Gimme, gimme gimme a man after midnight"

I go feral at DH when it happens because it's All His Fault....

#18 mum201

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:49 PM

QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"  ohmy.gif


Awesome!

#19 MrsNorthman

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:50 PM

Did the same thing!  I'm quick on the ff button now..lol.  We had issews with disco stick too with lady gaga...

#20 Rumply

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:50 PM

I was talking to DH the other day about painting the house and how we will have to deal with the "shiny s**t" stuff again. DS (21mths) then repeated "shiny s**t" over and over again... I laughed my head off when he couldn't see me. I really need to watch what I say more...

#21 archygrouseferal

Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:58 PM

QUOTE (BobTheKelpie @ 13/04/2012, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've had a few moments of DD5 singing along with Abba "Gimme, gimme gimme a man after midnight"

I go feral at DH when it happens because it's All His Fault....


As well you should.  Exposing an unformed innocent child to Abba!



#22 Fluster

Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:05 PM

QUOTE (misskrm @ 13/04/2012, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it" ohmy.gif



ahahahahahahha!  I thought a ten year old belting out 'I'm sexy and I know it!' was bad!

#23 Lim Lam

Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

QUOTE (Fluster @ 13/04/2012, 04:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ahahahahahahha!  I thought a ten year old belting out 'I'm sexy and I know it!' was bad!


ph34r.gif  ph34r.gif its worse when your DD4 sings 'im sexy and I know it' everywhere ph34r.gif

#24 MoonPie

Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:49 PM

QUOTE (niknok @ 13/04/2012, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ph34r.gif  ph34r.gif its worse when your DD4 sings 'im sexy and I know it' everywhere ph34r.gif

And then proceeds to wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah?

#25 Meatspin

Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:21 PM

My kids listen to metal. Even if the lyrics are bad, you can't tell 99% of the time wink.gif

Edited by alaksuleiel, 13 April 2012 - 04:21 PM.





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