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#151 dessiesgirl

Posted 14 April 2012 - 03:03 PM

OP, I think this situation could be resolved if you invited the Bridal Couple to a bbq at your place. Be sure to tell them its BYO meat and drinks.

#152 Ducky*Fuzz

Posted 14 April 2012 - 03:27 PM

Poor Brian. He'll be devistated [sic].

*sniff*

If you do have a BBQ, don't forget the cheese and biscuits!!



#153 MaeGlyn

Posted 14 April 2012 - 04:42 PM

It is good the alpaca could put his head out of the window on the way to the wedding. They do like a ride in a car, with the wind in their lips flapping.

#154 Catolyn

Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:05 PM

I can't believe this is still on topic after so many posts, I assumed trainwreck status by now.

Alpacas are like snow camels.

#155 ali27

Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:09 PM

Will no-one think of the alpacas?

#156 Jenmummy

Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:35 PM

You alpacaphobes need to be locked up.

#157 ubermum

Posted 14 April 2012 - 06:01 PM

Op, you didn't mention what colour Brian is. Do you think this could possibly be a colour issue? The bride isn't one of those that discriminates on the basis of colour is she?

#158 Brrrroooce!

Posted 14 April 2012 - 06:08 PM

QUOTE (ubermum @ 14/04/2012, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Op, you didn't mention what colour Brian is. Do you think this could possibly be a colour issue? The bride isn't one of those that discriminates on the basis of colour is she?


Maybe he will clash with the serviette swans.

#159 silver-rain

Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (~*MESS*~ @ 14/04/2012, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Poor Brian. He'll be devistated [sic].

*sniff*

If you do have a BBQ, don't forget the cheese and biscuits!!

But for heaven's sake, make sure it's not inferior cheese.....

Edited by silver-rain, 14 April 2012 - 09:45 PM.


#160 MummaDiva

Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:06 PM

O.M.G. I tried to PM you with this but it doesn't seem to be working, so I'll just post it and take it down later and hope that you see it in the meantime, SarDonik.

I just saw a FB status by one of my BFFs from HS.  She MUST be your DHs second cousin twice removed.  She was in shock about one of her guests (a "cousin") misreading the invitation and thinking that the PARTNER was invited, when she had meant to be inviting the ALPACA.

I read in your OP that your name was misspelt ... how misspelt was it?  She's Welsh and she reckons she wrote "Darling Brian" = AnwyliaidBrian - is this similar to your name (like is your name Amy or something?), and did you mistakenly read the invite to be inviting you?

She also left a comment that you called her and asked why Brian wasn't invited, and she was so confused that she didn't know what to say to you and she couldn't hear over the alpaca anyway.  She wanted advice on how to disinvite you and invite Brian instead (or, as she put it "dump the biatch and pick up the alpaca").

I suggested that she hotfoot it to EB so that she can leave a surreptious message on this thread for you.  Hope it all works out.  Best of luck.



#161 Gangnam Style

Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:06 PM

Is Brian circumcised?

Maybe he's be more welcome if he werern't in his natural state?



#162 daisydo

Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:09 PM

Well I would be happy to look after Brian for you, so you could attend.

No point taking him if the bride keeps giving him dirty looks. He is such a sensitive soul.

#163 Guest_NinjahAlpaca_*

Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:10 PM

Wolfy alpaca is feeling really bullied in this thread.

sad.gif

Gonna go whup some vamp butt now.  



#164 Ninja Lemur

Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:06 PM

I have been so teary and upset since reading about your tragedy Tracey.  You are such a special person I can't believe this is happening to you.  Surely anyone who knows you and Brian realises how unbreakable your bond is.  To separate you would be so cruel, so wrong..  I have sent you a special Facebook message reminding you that I am your BFF and would do anything for you.  Except maybe tomorrow because I need to wash my hair and stuff.





#165 Duane Dibley

Posted 15 April 2012 - 06:50 PM

Well, you know at the last wedding you and Brian attended, you did change his nappy right in the middle of the aisle as the bride was walking down it.  And then left the evidence in the bridal car...

And seriously, who names their Alpaca Brian??

Sid would be a more suitable name.

I think we should have an Alpaca naming thread, don't you think?

#166 whydoibother

Posted 15 April 2012 - 06:54 PM

snort laughing2.gif oh poor Cryn' Brian that is alpacahateism

#167 YellowKittyGlenn

Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:00 PM

OP how is Brian fairing with all of this alpaca-versity?
I know a good Alpaca pshycologist that he could see if you/he needs to.
Poor Alpaca's they are such a misunderstood group.

#168 Guest_NinjahAlpaca_*

Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:03 PM

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