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I hit the jackpot!


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#1 Froger

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:10 AM

Yes indeedy I hit the jackpot of life this week.

First of all my very lovely and talented DS won a colouring competition. He won a shopping voucher. For a shop that isn't even remotely connected to anything to do with children. Which means it is mine, all mine to spend!

Second, I lost another 1.5kgs, and we all know that losing weight is the ultimate goal of life.  wink.gif

Thirdly, and this is where my life really started to get excellent to the extreme, is that my ex-husband's mistress (the one who broke up our marriage) has some how gotten hold of my phone number and started texting constantly. Apparently mistress is now ex-mistress and she is very very cranky. With me (wtf!? why with me??) LOL.

But anyway I really enjoyed the text that said she couldn't sleep for crying. That was a good one. But even better I liked the one where she said that if I had performed my wifely duties that none of this would have happend. But best of all I liked the one where she called me a fat cow. Because Sweetheart, I'm now thinner than you! Hahahahahahahahahaha *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

It would be bad of me to text "LOL" back wouldn't it? Someone stop me, I know I should be the better person. But LOL.

Anyway, I'm now going to go out and spend my shopping voucher. Life is just grand.

#2 Guest_holy_j_*

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:25 AM

Enjoy Sarah! particularly #3.  biggrin.gif

Yes you should be the bigger person, I wouldn't be but you should be  biggrin.gif

#3 Aribika

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:26 AM

*like*

Enjoy!

Lorraine

#4 Jess1

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:28 AM

Enjoy the shopping!  Remember that it will annoy her no end if you don't answer her text  biggrin.gif

#5 Tikiboo16

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:30 AM

I would text back the LOL... Karma is a bi*ch ain't it? Thanks for making me smile this morning original.gif

#6 oNeLoVe

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:45 AM

I wouldn't write back LOL...

...I'd write ROFLMAO!

#7 Agnodice the Feral

Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:55 AM

Buff up your feet. Paint your toenails a lovely red. Get on the scales and take a picture of your weight . Feel free to cheat and lift up off the bathroom bench or something to take an extra 10 kg off. Text her the picture with the caption 'who's the fat cow now?'

#8 DEVOCEAN

Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:01 PM

Nice when someone gets what they deserve hey.

I hope you buy your DS something nice or give him some money for the voucher original.gif

#9 Hooray Henry

Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:19 PM

I love your post, what an awesome week indeed!  


Enjoy every moment.

#10 Mumsyto2

Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:31 PM

QUOTE (fairyflossfart @ 03/04/2012, 01:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope you buy your DS something nice or give him some money for the voucher original.gif

That's what I was thinking. If it were me I would have to compensate my child or I would feel like I stole from them as it was they who won the prize not me. The fact it is a voucher for a store they would not use is a bit irrelevant, if you use the voucher there it would be nice to compensate them accordingly.

#11 mks81

Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:17 PM

QUOTE (oNeLoVe @ 03/04/2012, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wouldn't write back LOL...

...I'd write ROFLMAO!


love it!

Karma baby!




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