Yes indeedy I hit the jackpot of life this week.
First of all my very lovely and talented DS won a colouring competition. He won a shopping voucher. For a shop that isn't even remotely connected to anything to do with children. Which means it is mine, all mine to spend!
Second, I lost another 1.5kgs, and we all know that losing weight is the ultimate goal of life.
Thirdly, and this is where my life really started to get excellent to the extreme, is that my ex-husband's mistress (the one who broke up our marriage) has some how gotten hold of my phone number and started texting constantly. Apparently mistress is now ex-mistress and she is very very cranky. With me (wtf!? why with me??) LOL.
But anyway I really enjoyed the text that said she couldn't sleep for crying. That was a good one. But even better I liked the one where she said that if I had performed my wifely duties that none of this would have happend. But best of all I liked the one where she called me a fat cow. Because Sweetheart, I'm now thinner than you! Hahahahahahahahahaha *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
It would be bad of me to text "LOL" back wouldn't it? Someone stop me, I know I should be the better person. But LOL.
Anyway, I'm now going to go out and spend my shopping voucher. Life is just grand.