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#1 brookeandbaby

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:23 AM

To mortified to share this story with anyone in real life but had to share.
My DD  (4) came out of my bedroom this morning holding my "special bedside draw toy" wink.gif the conversation went like this -
DD "look at this mummy, it just keeps shaking and shaking and doesn't stop"
Me >insert look of horror quickly changed to trying to look non-phased< "Oh that's just something Mummy uses when I have a sore neck" (and took it off her at this point)
DD "Oh what do you do with it?"
Me - "Um err just rub it on my neck when it sore"
DD " Oh. Mummy when I get bigger and have a sore neck will you buy me one of them?"
Me...... Blood draining from my face and she totters off down the stairs......
Please tell me I'm not the only one this has happened to!!!!

#2 Butterfly*77

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:25 AM

Nope and I used a similar explanation, that it was for my feet. blush.gif Since then, all of my 'special toys' are located out of reach, even with a stool as he is a nosy little thing.

#3 !momo!

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:32 AM

Heh at least she didn't ask for a demonstration!

#4 **Xena**

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:33 AM

My kids found my anal plug (for clarification it came free with a vibrator that DH bought me and hadn't been used- still hasn't!) whilst my Aunty was visiting.

I'm having a conversation with my Aunty when they come out, hold it up and say "What's this Mum? we found it in your drawer! It looks like a dummy."

*cue my red face and my Aunty looking at said object suspiciously*

"Erm something like that. Don't ever go through my drawers again it's rude to go through stuff that doesn't belong to you!!"

Edited by **Xena**, 09 March 2012 - 10:34 AM.


#5 Sockergris

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:36 AM

Not quite.  But my DD massaged lube all over her face and through her hair.  ph34r.gif  Luckily it was water based!

#6 Cranky Kitten

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:39 AM

roll2.gif

Been there, done that...they're right up the top of the walk in robe now, even though DD is past the snooping through my undie drawer stage

#7 brookeandbaby

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:51 AM

QUOTE (**Xena** @ 09/03/2012, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My kids found my anal plug (for clarification it came free with a vibrator that DH bought me and hadn't been used- still hasn't!) whilst my Aunty was visiting.

I'm having a conversation with my Aunty when they come out, hold it up and say "What's this Mum? we found it in your drawer! It looks like a dummy."

*cue my red face and my Aunty looking at said object suspiciously*

"Erm something like that. Don't ever go through my drawers again it's rude to go through stuff that doesn't belong to you!!"

ohmy.gif  ohmy.gif  ohmy.gif
Do you think your Aunt knew or worked out what it was?  roll2.gif

#8 brookeandbaby

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:52 AM

QUOTE (amabanana @ 09/03/2012, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not quite.  But my DD massaged lube all over her face and through her hair.  ph34r.gif  Luckily it was water based!

roll2.gif TOOOO FUNNY!


#9 **Xena**

Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:54 AM

QUOTE (brookeandbaby @ 09/03/2012, 11:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ohmy.gif  ohmy.gif  ohmy.gif
Do you think your Aunt knew or worked out what it was?  roll2.gif


I really, really hope not!

#10 YouAreBeautiful

Posted 11 March 2012 - 10:29 AM

Havent had this personally happen to me but I will never forget being at my sisters house with mum and aunty.... 4 of us sitting in the kitchen having a cuppa when her 3.5yr old DD walks out with a adult dvd and holds it up and announces that she wants to watch this movie with the pretty lady wwhistle.gif

Hilarious!!! My sister was mortified!!

#11 aluminium

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:16 PM

LOL

This is why I moved everything to the top of the cupboard! DD was such a little investigator, I figured it would be the worst thing ever if she found my bright purple toy while being babysat by my mother.



#12 *Nasty*Squeekums*

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:23 PM

Funniest thing i've read all day

#13 Jelly Bean 1988

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:32 PM

Hahaha notes to self move things up when DS gets older, badenough when my MIL found mine when getting toiletries for me while i was in hospital with DS

#14 a4anna

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:33 PM

Thanks ladies for making me laugh out loud for the first time today. I was feeling a little flat until i read the subject line and nearly spat my tea all over my computer. original.gif

#15 HRH Countrymel

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:44 PM

I was given a 'special toy' as a birthday present from a girl who I didn't think I knew that well!!

I was telling my friend whom I DO know well and she said "Well give us a look then!" when she realised I hadn't even taken it out of the box (yes I'm a fuddy mc duddy) she insisted we took it out of the box..

So here we are sitting there with this glow in the dark realistically shaped penis whirring around, laughing our heads off and her little girl toddles over "What? What?" she asks

My friend held it against her neck and her baby giggled in delight - so yes - we gave a little baby a neck massage with a glow in the dark vibrator...

Which was fine.

Except she went home and was babbling to her Daddy about "Brrrrrrm, brrrrrrmmmm.... nice, nice" and her Daddy was trying to work out WHAT that could have been......

Favourite Auntie status was in serious danger of being revoked that day! (thank goodness for the sisterhood and the 'what happens over tea and cake , stays over tea and cake' rule!)

#16 hungryhippo

Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:53 PM

LOL, I remember finding my Mum's when I was younger. She told me it was soap..

#17 GamerMum

Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:02 PM

My nephews (6 and 7) found my box under my bed when they decided to snoop around the house. There are no kids currently in my house, so we felt no need to hide them better.

They decided to bring the entire box out to my front yard where the adults were, and start playing with them in the dirt. There was handcuffs and all sorts of random things in this box from a recent trip to sexpo.

That made for interesting conversations that night. Thankfully our parents had left for the night already.

#18 Nicole

Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:31 PM

My then 3 year old DD found mine in that darned bedside drawer, she bought it out to show me and ask me what it was. My then 5 year old ds promptly responded Ït's a mechanical d*ck T, turn that knob on the bottom and see" they are now 19 and 20 and one of these days I will tell them that story lol.

#19 Expelliarmus

Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:54 PM

*snort*

Nicole, that's hilarious, made me LOL

#20 CheekyBuggers

Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:05 PM

QUOTE (Nicole @ 12/11/2012, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My then 3 year old DD found mine in that darned bedside drawer, she bought it out to show me and ask me what it was. My then 5 year old ds promptly responded Ït's a mechanical d*ck T, turn that knob on the bottom and see" they are now 19 and 20 and one of these days I will tell them that story lol.



Omg I'd die!

#21 sarah_jane

Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:07 PM

My then 5 year old ds promptly responded Ït's a mechanical d*ck T, turn that knob on the bottom and see"

LMAO!!!! laughing2.gif

#22 The 7 Dwarfs

Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:14 PM

My kids once found a deck of cards which had different position on them, DH had got them from somewhere. DH was informed by my mum, who was babysitting, the kids were found playing snap with them.

Thank heavens I was at work at the time blush.gif .

#23 marnie27

Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:21 PM

Neck massager was quick thinking OP.

My friend told her 4 year old it was a cat toy. Which was odd enough before you even considered they didn't have a cat.  blush.gif

#24 babysaurs

Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:38 PM

My dd has a fascination with comdom packets, nothing like people coming to the door seeing a 2 yr old surrounded by condoms!! Worse still she runsoff with them and I'm constantly finding them all over the house lol!

#25 fionah

Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:34 PM

Love your stories.
I have a soft travel bag with a padlock for those things I don't want little people to find. I hope they never work out the lock combination lol.

Fi :-)




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